However, what was most striking was her face- or lack thereof. Blonde locks curled around the sides of an iron-forged mask, the ugliest helm that Monsieur Federic* had ever seen in his life. It depicted a creature of some sort, somewhere between an overweight mole rat and a sentient tumour, with horrific ripples of overlapping skin. It made the man physically recoil to look upon it, and he was glad to have a drink in hand to wash away the disgust it left in his mouth.
"Oui, that is my name," the monsieur agreed, going back to his drink and ignoring the ugly-helmed woman.
"You're the owner of the Champions Guild," she stated, and the man let out a sob. The Champions Guild was a prestigious establishment, but had recently been demolished in a demonic attack. Monsieur Federico was hoping that his house insurance would make him a very rich man indeed, but it had later turned out that his insurer had
also
been killed in these attacks, making the payment null and void. The loss of such wealth was what had driven Monsieur Federico to drinking, for the guildmaster was always on the look-out for a quick buck.
"Was," he corrected the warrior woman. "I could not afford to renovate the building without losing my holiday homes!" He sobbed once again, as only a man who wasn't willing to part with one of four separate holiday homes could sob in such a situation.
"I need your help," the stranger told him. The guildmaster scoffed, a theatrical action that he was prone to doing thrice a minute.
"I'm afraid I'm quite indispo-" A gauntleted fist came crashing into the man's face, knocking him from his barstool and sending him sprawling across the floor. The patrons of the
Foot
looked on with mild interest, but none stepped up to intervene: they would much rather enjoy seeing this snivelling scoundrel be beaten up by a woman. Somewhere in the back of the establishment, a men's rights activist muttered darkly about the matriarchy.
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