Here's your song, Kristen. I hope you enjoy it. Happy V-Day my Zarosian Queen! <3
Short Skirt/Goth Jacket
(sung to the tune of Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake)
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
She is crafting flawless jewelry, she is putting up her hair
She is pouring alcoholic drinks and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a Goth Jacket
I want a girl who gets up early (Gets up early)
I want a girl who stays up late (Stays up late)
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (Uninterrupted)
Who uses Vindictive Blades to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She is pouring alcoholic drinks and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a Gothic Jacket
I want a girl with a smile like lightning (Smile like lightning)
I want a girl who's good at riddles (Good at riddles)
At the nightclub where we met accidentally (Met accidentally)
We started to talk over Sour Skittles
She wants music that will make her heart happy
She wants music that will take her there
She's not changing her name, she is still Kristen
She's giving her wise advice and is willing to listen
I want a girl with a short skirt and a Goth Jacket
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.
14-Feb-2021 22:01:14