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Dedle5

Dedle5

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What is it with you, Brama? Why do I always have to start off by pointing out something blatantly obvious before tackling the real issues I wish to address. Overflowing with exclamation points? I’d love for you to find one exclamation point I’ve used in any single one of my posts except when quoting others to point out their stupidity. Have fun with that, and get back to me once you realise your own stupidity.

Furthermore, when I call you over-dramatic, it’* best not to reply by telling me that I’m dramatic. That just becomes a “I know you are, but what am I” saga and causes the level of wit and imagination to decrease substantially.

Also, I’d just like to point out a very stark and obvious contradiction, when you state that “posts are supposed to roll of the tongue with cadence” but then go on “If you talk as well as you type… you’d make a killing on Broadway or Hollywood”. Whilst I thank you for the compliment on my stage presence, I think even you can understand what an imbecile you look there.

Okay, I think I’m done. Seriously though, what is it with you guys and not being able to make your minds up? Insult me one way or the other – I don’t care. Just please god be coherent about it.

Now that I’ve dealt with the initial irritations which inundated my brain after reading your poor excuse for a promo, we can continue with the juicy part: Telling Brama Bull2 what he really is.

You can say you don’t care what I say, but anyone who is embarrassed acts like they don’t care. The roster knows that their President sits, rosy cheeked, in his grand computer chair, racking his brain for any kind of retort against me. But he finds none. Because no-one can match me at this game, Brama.

I love that you’ve addressed me as Edward, because now we’re really getting somewhere, Logan. Now we can get down to just how deep this rivalry goes. You typify the type of human being that I hate: a pretender and an imitator with no justification for the arrogance you display.

06-Jun-2014 16:04:39

Dedle5

Dedle5

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You may put your name on the mantle of this company, but this company is almost as irrelevant to RSW’s history as half of these newcomers are.

You, Logan, stand atop a ladder, teetering as the support struts start to collapse. All that’* left to save you is your company personified; holding the ladder for you. But what happens when I take that away from you, Logan? Then you fall. Then you never get back up.

I’ll freely talk about personal lives if you want me to. While my parents called me Edward – a strong, British name – yours decided to call you… Logan? Was your dad an X-Men fanatic? Or did your mum just want to spite you for the hell you gave her in labour?

I’ve seen a photo of you holding a trumpet wearing a ******* sailor type uniform. It looked like you were about five seconds away from getting down and your hands and knees and blowing the guy taking the picture. Ahoy, Cap**. Seriously though, the geeks who play big band don’t socialise in the type of circles I do. If we met in real life, I’d probably just blank you. And that’s regardless of the fact we know each other from ******* RuneScape.

I live this persona. My egotism is exaggerated here, but I really have done all the things I say I’ve done. I really am the person I say I am.

You portray a hardened and no-nonsense company owner in modern day RuneScape Wrestling. But in old school RSW, you were the laughing stock of a generation. And as for who you are in the real world? * The only time you’re hardened is when you’re in that ******* sailor uniform.

At Over the Limit, Wolverine, you’ll find out that for all our talk, there was always something bigger. Fate decided this result long ago when we were both born into the world. This destiny is not yours… but it is mine.

Only then do I now believe the remaining roster members who don’t support me will wake up. Because once you lose, the true Brama Bull will come out.

Over-dramatic.

Pathetic.

Weak.

See you Saturday, Logan.

06-Jun-2014 16:04:53

Dedle5

Dedle5

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Directed at the character “Wobble”.

Who is this wet little law abider who continues to pop up? Do you even wrestle here, “Wobble”? Or are you yet another confused young man who wants to share the stage with the very best?

“I wouldn’* rate girls on a scale of 1-10!!!”. What are you after, “Wobble”? For a girl to recognise you as sweet and innocent and fall in love with you like in the movies? Reality is cold and brutal. Face up to it or forever be second best. You sound like a little pansy who’s never even had any female contact, let alone been in a position to judge their attractiveness. I might just hand you a box of ******* you’re that much of a little *****.

“Wobble*, the best way to describe you is like a little fly buzzing around my head, refusing to go away. I haven’t had the time to swat you properly, but since these other three illiterate morons aren’t giving me any kind of challenge, now*s the time we see what you’ve really got.

Or, in actuality, and because the list is far longer, now*s the time we see what you haven’t got.

A set of stones is the first thing I’d point out. Your little post is so neat and timid. It’s pathetic. Never once do you cross any kind of line because you’re one of those people who are afraid of consequences. If someone told you to jump, you’d ask how high. If someone told you to fetch, you’d wag your tail and get down on all fours. If someone told you to suck their ****, you’d capitulate without any thought because your default setting is to toe the line and fit in with others. Rules are your God while I worship no-one.

You stay where it’s safe while I live on the edge like the daredevil and revolutionary I am. I’m so far on the edge I’m nearly falling. But my natural ability on these Forums, in that ring and in the real world acts as my balance. And my natural ability means I can never fall.

06-Jun-2014 16:05:57

Dedle5

Dedle5

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You’re half right when you say this contest has become nothing more than a battle of egos. Jon’s ego clouds his mind. He’s fooled himself into thinking he can match me in a battle of wits; fooled himself into thinking he’s good looking; fooled himself into thinking he’s any more relevant now than he was when I nicknamed him Mr. Irrelevant back in 2008.

And as for Brama? Brama’s ego is one that soared above the clouds when he thought no-one was around to defend the grave of RuneScape Wrestling. Then I came back. And now he tries to hide the damage I inflicted when I sent him crashing back down to earth.

But to dissect other peoples egos without doing my own would be unfair. I’m well aware of my traits. My ego is one which won** let me back down and won’t let me quit. It’s a good job I’m the best at this, otherwise I honestly don’t believe I could stand it.

But regardless of our different complexes, the key difference between all of our egos is that mine is boosted by facts and the reflection I see in the mirror, while Jon and Brama’s are boosted lies and deceit.

I live and breath everything I’ve said while Jon sits behind his computer screen hyperventilating. I take the world by storm while Brama struggles to take a grip of his violently fluctuating emotional state.

But “Wobble”, you’re wrong when you say this contest has nothing to do with RSW. Because RSW is what it’s all about right here. The delusions Jon has and the inferiority complex Brama possesses affect them in this sport too. Just as your green morals hold you back in this industry as well. I will willingly drop any of you because I’m all about number one. I encapsulate what it means to be number one.

I talk of the real world because it’s relevant. Because regardless of the characters portrayed on these Forums by the snivelling sycophants I oppose, there’s only one true leader and one true winner. Me.

06-Jun-2014 16:06:15

Dedle5

Dedle5

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I. Win. Every. Single. Time. And that’s not because people don’t challenge me, it’s because people just can*t beat me. You talk of ‘worthiness’ in attracting girls, but your naive opinions don’t stop me from getting them. All it does it bring me round full circle.

Why is it, do you think, that you’re still a quivering v*****? Why is it, do you think, that girls go after the types of guys you don’t believe deserve their affections? Why is it, do you think, that I’m feared and revered while you’re ridiculed and forgotten about?

The reason is simple, “Wobble*. The bad guy always wins.

And whilst that’s true right now, and has been true throughout this entire series of exchanges, that statement will never be any more accurate than at Over the Limit where I decapitate Brama, end this sham of a company and commit RuneScape Wrestling to the ground once again.

The bad guy always wins, “Wobble”. Take that and the decimation I’ve just inflicted as a life lesson… And man the **** up.

06-Jun-2014 16:06:41 - Last edited on 06-Jun-2014 16:15:31 by Dedle5

Wobble

Wobble

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You are completely wasting your time on me, sir. I don't push the boundaries, that's who I am. It's also worth noting that many of your observations and assumptions are, by the events that have occurred in the real world, wrong. A person is only defeated when they admit it themselves, and therefore we cannot possibly 'beat' each other. Rather than taking the time out of your oh-so-brilliant life to write essays dedicated to slandering me, focus on the people who you can really slam into the ground.
You may have 'won' but I'm certainly not the one who's lost against you. As you've stated, I'm not someone who has thrived in RSW. I have nothing for you to possibly take in this playing field.

Stop wasting your time and ignore me.
Wobble. Ashdale Knights
Citadel Football League
Kingdom of Ashdale

06-Jun-2014 18:47:22

Shavaking

Shavaking

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LOL.

Sorry just saw Jon's post. After you've spent around 30 minutes to write your poor-grammar laden 'essay' I'd just like to point out that you're a complete joke in every right. You spew out lies and turn to me as if I'm the only one that does it. You act achieved and you bag groceries and push shopping carts for a living. You question my manhood and you drink 3% alcohol daiquiris - I take the bottle of 80 proof to the head.

Don't sit here and belittle me, you ignorant tramp. I'm a proven winner, you're a proven whiner. I'm not interested in your rants, your complaints, or your deception. At the end of the day, you lose to people like Pitbull. Your name's a tarnished shade of what it once was; meanwhile mine consistently grows in stature. As I passed you by in the RFL you sat back like a small child, angry his mentor shunned him. I never hated you because you're nothing more than an irrelevant career-loser. You've never been an established brand because you've never held onto a title - and you've never won without a strong back to support your dead weight.

I don't even need to fully address you to feel completed in my post, your complacent attitude is totally unfounded and you're nothing more than a street urchin looking for extra time in the spotlight. I'm the one coming up, you're nothing more than an afterthought.

06-Jun-2014 20:58:35

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