The world is a serious place, Jon. And because you needed to be taught a lesson, I had to get serious with you. But don’t cry. Don’t curl your bottom lip in sadness – because it might just devour your entire face. You act like you partake in this for fun, when to truly enjoy something is to be good at it. I am the best at this. Writing is my passion. I enjoy every second of these posts, and while my tone is serious, I can promise you I wear a smile on my face as I proceed to dissect you.
Today, at Over the Limit, I commit RuneScape Wrestling to the ground once again. You talk to me about having somewhere to run to from the real world, Jon. But you ran away from the real world and hid inside this fantasy land long ago. How are you going to cope, Jon, when I destroy the only place you can feel good about yourself? How are you going to cope, Jon, when I rip away the last of your ignorant façade? How are you going to cope, Jon, when I end RuneScape Wrestling and force you to into the outside world to be mocked like when you were a young child?
You’re going to crumble, Jon. To break down. The blinding light of the outside world is too much for you, and as I draw back your curtain, you will turn to dust and be swept away into obscurity by a prevailing wind.
Your destiny is a cruel one, Jon. And it saddens me that I must be the one to deliver it. But by angering me you sealed your own fate. And now you have to accept the consequences of your foolish actions.
07-Jun-2014 20:39:28