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Dedle5

Dedle5

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You’re fulfilled in life? Really, Jon? Because I wouldn’t be.

You state that you’re not a liar, and yet you come up with an awful fabrication that I would boast about making a girls life “a living hell”. I am incredibly respectful of women. A true gentlemen; softly spoken, articulate, chivalrous, handsome and well dressed. You yourself called me “a beautiful but arrogant ****head” and, as it’s the truth, I’ll once again concede to being arrogant as well as good looking, but I’m no ********. I’ve never treated a girl badly in my life. I’m not saying you have either, but then what girl have you ever had the opportunity to treat badly?

A 5/10 chick is one you’d be lucky to pull, although from what Shavrae’s saying perhaps that’s not your type. Nevertheless, I don’t pull any 5/10’s. Anything less than an 8 is a disappointing performance in my own estimations and whilst you say you’re happy with your life – which, inconceivably to me, perhaps you are – I can have more excitement in one night than you’ve had in your lifetime with the hand God has given me.

While you’ve got an intangible entity watching over you and in your mind, I’ve got a stunning girl on top of me and in my bed.

It’s not me deluding myself; my life really is just that damn good.

Don’t kid yourself that you were any kind of prodigy in the NWF, Jon. I never even installed you as primary President, I implemented a triumvirate of Presidents which included Fuchsy and another of my imitators, Tigereye. Your contribution to this industry is miniscule while I hold to my name the federation which is the heart and soul of this business. You’re a deluded little boy preaching to an inattentive crowd from atop one of the boxes you labour around in that warehouse of yours.

It’s just a simple fact that you’ve always been below me, Jon. You were my ***** on the LDF Forums, my employee in the NWF and my whipping boy in every other company.

You’ve never ruled anything in your ******* life, don’t bull**** me.

05-Jun-2014 03:57:45

Dedle5

Dedle5

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No kid in Spiderman pyjamas rules jack ****. I’m used to being a leader because I naturally attract followers with my charisma.

You say I haven’t addressed the points you’ve raised on my youth? I’ve already conceded I was angry as a young teenager. I had a bumpy road through my younger years. I won’t hide any of it. I’m as open about my personal life as you are closed about yours, because the difference between us is that I’m immensely proud of mine. I have friends all round the world from my travels, I have a place at University to study LLB Law and I am a naturally charming young man.

Why else do you think I couldn’t make NWF all the time? I was out meeting people; partying; visiting places; doing all the things we should do as teenagers. I’d say I’ve got as many notches on my bedpost as you do hairs on your head, but then that wouldn’t be very flattering to me.

Jon, you have half the IQ I possess, as evidenced throughout all your posts but no more hilariously than in your spelling of ‘unscathed’ as ‘unscaved’. You scumbag – write properly when you address me. I’d also like to say that being a ‘martyr of knowledge’ is literally the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard. Do you know what the word martyr means?

You see Jon, you haven’t educated me on anything, because there’s nothing you can educate me on. Once again: people have been laughing at you. People have been PMing me laughing at the extent to which I’m destroying you.

Jon, I honestly don’t know how you have the gall to think you’re even in this fight anymore. If I hadn’t won before we got started, I’ve won it now. Everything I say has factual basis. That you have any self esteem left after the beating I’ve dealt you is impressive – kudos, Jon.

At Over the Limit, I will once again prove that I’ve been pulling the strings all along. None of you know what surprises I have in store. None of you can even comprehend the work that has gone into a victory which is all but confirmed already. All of you will lose.

05-Jun-2014 03:58:35

Brama

Brama

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I'm sorry, Jon, but did you not read my last post?

The "ice" where I am is solid, my boy. Yours, however, seems to be thawing.



I need no more of this nonsensical bullshittery. So, please, save your fingers - and my time - and leave the drama to the TV shows.

05-Jun-2014 04:01:16

Brama

Brama

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Dedle, simply put:

Do you ever shut up?

Poets tend to have people that WANT to listen to them. They tend to have words that roll off the tongue with a beautiful cadence. Yours overload the brain with question marks and exclamation points - simply for how outlandish, pathetic and dramatic you are.

If you can talk as good as you type, and act as well as your tone gives the brain to imagine, you'd make a killing on broadway or in Hollywood.

It's interesting to me how much you can put into a post... That truly doesn't matter.

I've spent my night trying to find, and to no avail, could find... The fuks I give about anything you've said.

You've completely gone on a soap box, and are pulling things out of your ass to act like you have any sort of place here anymore.

Please, talk more about personal lives - because you're the same as them.

Edward, come Over the Limit, you're going to wish the past two months hadn't happened. Because I'm going to pull from you every single thing you've ever manipulated to your possession. And then, I'm going to continue to do whatever the *** I want to do.

05-Jun-2014 04:15:28

Wobble

Wobble

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Dedle, you say that you are respectful of women but then proceed to rate them on a 1-10 scale, it's completely contradictory and voids any claim you have of being a 'gentleman.' This has now become a battle of egos with no relation to wrestling at all. From my point of view someone who is going to come along and attack an established company by throwing self-serving essays at it is not one who is worthy of 'no less than an 8/10' to put it in your words. At no point would I use this scale for someone of the opposite gender, for I possess those gentlemanly qualities you don't seem to have. Wobble. Ashdale Knights
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06-Jun-2014 03:20:57

Brama

Brama

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*´¨)
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(¸.•´ (¸.• WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT - Over the Limit Match Card
________________________________________________________________________

-:- Match One -:-
*** Battle Royal - WWE Tag Team Championship Contender ***
All In Attendance

-:- Match Two -:-
*** WWE Tag Team Championships ***
Zeratcher and *****y vs. ???

-:- Match Three -:-
*** WWE Championship #1 Contender - Championship Scramble ***
Shavrae vs. Tigereye6904 vs. Spoder Juan vs. Con(z)a41 vs. 305pitbull

-:- Match Four -:-
*** Hardcore Championship Gauntlet - Normal Rules ***
Everyone In Attendance

-:- Match Five -:-
*** European Championship ***
Con(z)a41 (C) vs. Fuchsy

-:- Main Event -:-
*** Intercontinental Championship - 5 Minute Ironman Match ***
305pitbull (C) vs. Spoder Juan

-:- Main Event -:-
*** WWE Championship - Match Type TBD ***
Zeratcher (C) vs. ???

-:- Main Event -:-
*** RuneScape Wrestling's Future - Casket Match ***
Brama Bull2 vs. Dedle5

06-Jun-2014 05:22:10 - Last edited on 06-Jun-2014 05:52:25 by Brama

Brama

Brama

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A few housekeeping items:

- Pitbull, after finishing 2nd in the Dungeon Brawl, has been added to the Championship Scramble.

- Dedle and I will go ahead with the planned match type of a Casket Match.

06-Jun-2014 05:53:20

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ZERO stats

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Wobble said :
Dedle, you say that you are respectful of women but then proceed to rate them on a 1-10 scale, it's completely contradictory and voids any claim you have of being a 'gentleman.' This has now become a battle of egos with no relation to wrestling at all. From my point of view someone who is going to come along and attack an established company by throwing self-serving essays at it is not one who is worthy of 'no less than an 8/10' to put it in your words. At no point would I use this scale for someone of the opposite gender, for I possess those gentlemanly qualities you don't seem to have.


And you also possess.... The Penetrator

06-Jun-2014 15:14:56

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