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A Mighty

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Mod Jack said :
Support. Wish you'd made this three weeks ago so I could have shouted it out.


There's still time! The memories won't be released for 2 weeks! You MUST get a reference to this in the game somehow!
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03-Mar-2014 23:55:33

Amserdrwys
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Browncow45 said :
Wow. Hilarious thread is hilarious. Let's not forget the guy who was once suspected of being a Mahjarrat, Nomad, also dug himself a nice hole.


thanks for reminding me! front paged.

Athrenn said :
Derack said :
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

it means there would be a new skill call hole digging, coming out next year


Seriously though, think of the implications!

-Brassica has declared that deliciousness is power.

-Molejarrat crave power in all its forms

-The most delicious animal ever created is now being bred in holes all across Gielinor.

And we're all supposed to believe that some random farmer (who just happened to live next to a well-fortified military base of the Brassican army (a.k.a. a "cabbage patch&quot ;) ) supposedly concocted this scheme himself?

I for one smell a molejarrat conspiracy! Are the molejarrat tired of the petty squabbles of zamorak and zaros and looking to switch their allegiances to Brassica, compelled by his implicit promise of power through deliciousness? Who else could have possibly offered Brassica the use of their masterful hole-digging abilities?


Oh, never mind. This is just too silly.


all of this.

Mod Jack said :
Support. Wish you'd made this three weeks ago so I could have shouted it out.


mod support. I have reached the zenith of contentment.

[#283U6XRSI] said :
Something to add: the mad old man at Barrows is most certainly a Molejarrat, as he walks around with a spade digging holes -> evidence of Sliske's human identity?


Or perhaps a human is attempting to ascend to molejarrat status?

He still needs the Spade of Brassica Prime which Sliske stole from Fred the Farmer.

05-Mar-2014 00:37:12 - Last edited on 05-Mar-2014 00:51:24 by Amserdrwys

Cavi
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Lol it's kinda scary that this makes a little sense.

What about Wahisietel? When did we first meet him? Yup, when we were digging a hole to uncover the Muspah statue.

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05-Mar-2014 17:33:35

Mariobary A

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Mahjarrat like holes -> Mahjarrat served Zaros -> Zaros is empty -> holes are empty -> Zaros is a hole

You found about Zaros in a hole -> Zaros is a hole from the hole

Zaros fought Icthlarin -> Icthlarin ruled the Underworld -> Underworld is a hole - very big hole -> Zaros wanted to rule the big hole

Zamorak defeated Zaros making a hole in him -> Zaros is a hole with a hole

Summing up Zaros is a hole with a hole from the hole willing to rule the hole -> Fate of the Gods mystery revealed. You can't fight logic.

As for Wahisietel... He relies on Azz holes I believe.

06-Mar-2014 11:00:55 - Last edited on 06-Mar-2014 11:01:20 by Mariobary A

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Mariobary A said :

As for Wahisietel... He relies on Azz holes I believe.


Worst ship. -1/10. You should feel bad.

In all seriousness, maybe Wahisietel no longer felt worthy of having a hole. He failed to protect Senntisten, and friends vanished one by one, while he lived on. He couldn't save the empire. He couldn't save the friends he thought were still alive. He couldn't even contact Zaros. And he, a general, while the one who could protect the empire and contact was not even in the military. Failures like that don't deserve the loving embrace of adoptive-Mother Gielinor.

06-Mar-2014 11:15:30

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