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Athrenn

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Amserdrwys said :
TheChosenOne said :
I seem to dig holes a lot too. Not sure why I do it, but it just happens.

Does this mean....

Yes, yes it does.

That reminds me, Orlando smith dug into Guthix first. So he really is confirmed to be molejarrat! It was just coincidence that Sliske was in the same room.

Good example, but it's far more likely that Sliske simply tricked Orlando into digging holes for him. Sliske wanted the other molejarrat to underestimate him, to believe that his hole-digging was inadequate, THEN-

He strikes! Digging the ULTIMATE hole straight into Guthix's chambers.

Also on a side note, it's a fact that 95% of pigs dwell in (you guessed it) holes ** ***;------ *Absolute empirical proof.*

The questions is...are the pigs molejarrat, or did the real molejarrat concoct a sinister scheme to relocate Gielinor's food supply underground? Do molejarrat even eat bacon? FACT: Duh! Everyone eats bacon, because bacon is delicious.

But wait... deliciousness is power. Bacon is delicious. It was also invented by a man who lives right next to a giant cabbage patch... Coincidence? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

03-Mar-2014 00:31:37

Derack
Jul Member 2013

Derack

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WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

it means there would be a new skill call hole digging, coming out next year
"If you believe you can distance yourself from the harm you cause, you're deluding yourself. You're not some mindless tool. You're accountable. Your actions will catch up with you eventually." -Jedi Master Jun Seros; Swtor Bounty Hunter storyline.

03-Mar-2014 00:38:32

Akthanakos

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Derack said :
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

it means there would be a new skill call hole digging, coming out next year

Oh right! I think that's coming out after horses, sailing, and trolling. However, through the use of a dastardly cheat I have obtained a 99 in the latter.

03-Mar-2014 00:42:31

Athrenn

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Derack said :
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

it means there would be a new skill call hole digging, coming out next year

Seriously though, think of the implications!

-Brassica has declared that deliciousness is power.

-Molejarrat crave power in all its forms

-The most delicious animal ever created is now being bred in holes all across Gielinor.

And we're all supposed to believe that some random farmer (who just happened to live next to a well-fortified military base of the Brassican army (a.k.a. a "cabbage patch&quot ;) ) supposedly concocted this scheme himself?

I for one smell a molejarrat conspiracy! Are the molejarrat tired of the petty squabbles of zamorak and zaros and looking to switch their allegiances to Brassica, compelled by his implicit promise of power through deliciousness? Who else could have possibly offered Brassica the use of their masterful hole-digging abilities?

Oh, never mind. This is just too silly.

03-Mar-2014 01:00:39 - Last edited on 03-Mar-2014 01:06:11 by Athrenn

Jimothey
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Welp, I'm gonna got to the toilet and **** bricks. I guarentee you that it will hurt and that the toilet will get clogged. Because it is a MASSIVE one. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

03-Mar-2014 03:14:16

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