I’m back. So a while ago, and while I was gone from this sub-forum, I was browsing through the interwebs when I spotted something concerning the Kharidian desert bandits, and that got me thinking (even though I'm not Zarosian anymore).
Their glory days are long over; the desert bandits in the current in-game year are a shadow of what their ancestors had been; their ancestors lived in what could arguably be the greatest empire the world has ever known (YMMV obviously, some would say that Saradomin's was better), and they're living in an absolute ****hole.
However as the title says, I know how to make Zarosians great again.
How, you ask?
We look to the east, 'cause nowhere else is safe for Zarosians; not Varrock, not Lumbridge, not Falador, or Ardougne. We have to look to the Eastern Lands/Wushanko Isles. Luckily, there's already an area they can head for--the Loop, it's Zarosian territory, since Zaros "seems to have the most influence in this region compared to the other gods."
From here on, there's two ways it could go.
1) They re-settle in an empty area, be it a already existing small island, like Light Under Sea or the The Reef that Lies to Mapmakers (I haven't read anywhere that they're uninhabitable) or an empty area of a larger island, like Straits of the Oyster Pearl.
2) They re-settle on an island we've never seen or heard about. It's not completely implausible, when you take scale theory, but I didn't want to venture too far into this option, 'cause I didn't want it to be too fanfiction-y.
In either case, the desert bandits would be able to build their own communities, separate from everyone that wants to kill/harm them in some way, where they and their children can thrive without persecution. That is absolutely vital in securing a decent future for themselves and their children.
So what do you guys think of my plan?
Their glory days are long over; the desert bandits in the current in-game year are a shadow of what their ancestors had been; their ancestors lived in what could arguably be the greatest empire the world has ever known (YMMV obviously, some would say that Saradomin's was better), and they're living in an absolute ****hole.
However as the title says, I know how to make Zarosians great again.
How, you ask?
We look to the east, 'cause nowhere else is safe for Zarosians; not Varrock, not Lumbridge, not Falador, or Ardougne. We have to look to the Eastern Lands/Wushanko Isles. Luckily, there's already an area they can head for--the Loop, it's Zarosian territory, since Zaros "seems to have the most influence in this region compared to the other gods."
From here on, there's two ways it could go.
1) They re-settle in an empty area, be it a already existing small island, like Light Under Sea or the The Reef that Lies to Mapmakers (I haven't read anywhere that they're uninhabitable) or an empty area of a larger island, like Straits of the Oyster Pearl.
2) They re-settle on an island we've never seen or heard about. It's not completely implausible, when you take scale theory, but I didn't want to venture too far into this option, 'cause I didn't want it to be too fanfiction-y.
In either case, the desert bandits would be able to build their own communities, separate from everyone that wants to kill/harm them in some way, where they and their children can thrive without persecution. That is absolutely vital in securing a decent future for themselves and their children.
So what do you guys think of my plan?
We must secure an existence for Zaros followers and a future for Zarosian children.
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08-Apr-2017 09:09:02 - Last edited on 08-Apr-2017 09:36:10 by PercyJakks0n
