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Velia
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Velia

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I thought zaros told us that he and zamorak were alone in the room when it happened, and he told us that in a place he could not lie to us

They said in the FAQ that its possible Zaros was lying about not being able to lie in your mind.
Zaros ya lil poop, I'mma bust a cold-ass lil can of Da Measure up in you wit mah phat ranging game...


...I think I'll use the thugerizer whenever I make threats to in-game characters, it's just great.

Edit: I'm (unexpectedly) very soft-spoken irl, so it's pretty much instant hilarity when I start (for the sake of lolz) talking super thug-like. So the above stuff was a bit of an inside joke...

16-Jul-2014 03:46:07 - Last edited on 16-Jul-2014 03:53:07 by Velia

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Aw ... a mini Mod Jack?
What kinds of animations does it have?
Tried using any items on it to see what interesting flavor text you get?

Remote control... nom.
Hairbrush... nom.
Book... nom.
Empty bottle... nom.
Fingers... nom.
Keyboard... nom.[/quote]

HMM...
* crams mini-Mod Jack clone into World Event 1 Jmod Cloning machine *

Now we shall unleash upon the world my army of mini-Mod Jacks.
The world of Gilienor will be MINE!

* watches on as mini-Mod Jacks use Elder Artifacts as pacifiers *

16-Jul-2014 14:46:13

Androza

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In what debased, eldritch dimension would Zaros ever be compelled to say something as hideously childish and insipid as "You destroy my things" or "You are supposed to be loyal"? What overarching narrative purpose allows the god of fate to sound like a cognitively defective Furby?

17-Jul-2014 17:54:35

Deltaslug

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In what debased, eldritch dimension would Zaros ever be compelled to say something as hideously childish and insipid as "You destroy my things" or "You are supposed to be loyal"? What overarching narrative purpose allows the god of fate to sound like a cognitively defective Furby?

- low blood sugar levels
- excessive alcohol intake
- certain medications attempting to treat symptoms for an illness
- emotional strain due to work, romance, or friendship issues all hitting at once (I mean ... he is running a massive empire ... his little brother/general has just caused a ruckus ... for all we know he was dealing with some sort of angst from not having Char around)

17-Jul-2014 18:29:33

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In what debased, eldritch dimension would Zaros ever be compelled to say something as hideously childish and insipid as "You destroy my things" or "You are supposed to be loyal"? What overarching narrative purpose allows the god of fate to sound like a cognitively defective Furby?

How would you have phrased it?

I was trying to make him sound petulant and possessive.

18-Jul-2014 09:59:38

Deltaslug

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In what debased, eldritch dimension would Zaros ever be compelled to say something as hideously childish and insipid as "You destroy my things" or "You are supposed to be loyal"? What overarching narrative purpose allows the god of fate to sound like a cognitively defective Furby?

How would you have phrased it?

I was trying to make him sound petulant and possessive.

The limitations of text and even pictures, often fail to deliver the proper tone when audio does it so so much better.
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18-Jul-2014 16:08:55

Deltaslug

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We've often joked about gods having babies with mortals (or near-immortals).

What exactly would a child of say Zaros and Char look like?
Or can ascended beings even have true children with lower beings?
Or would they have to 'procreate' with other ascended beings?

Or is it basically in the lore book that gods can create a technically defined child by imbuing it with a portion of their power, but there is no chance in Infernus that we're even touching that topic and no developers are even allowed to broach the idea with in-game content?

18-Jul-2014 16:18:19

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What exactly would a child of say Zaros and Char look like?

A dark crystal like auspah creature with the intelligence of Zaros and the fiery temper of Char.

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20-Jul-2014 21:01:38

Zulkir

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In what debased, eldritch dimension would Zaros ever be compelled to say something as hideously childish and insipid as "You destroy my things" or "You are supposed to be loyal"? What overarching narrative purpose allows the god of fate to sound like a cognitively defective Furby?

How would you have phrased it?

I was trying to make him sound petulant and possessive.

"You are supposed to be loyal" fits quite well.

But "You destroy my things", even if you did want to make him sound petulant, Zaros is well spoken in Fot* at all times, Even for people who wrecked his new body.

"You destroy my possessions" would of been better. Sounds petulant enough and fits with his manner of speech.
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20-Jul-2014 21:05:37 - Last edited on 20-Jul-2014 21:07:48 by Zulkir

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