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Corodir

Corodir

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1). This tree is glitched, it won't let me chop it down in 1 chop with 99 woodcutting!!.
2). Fear my steel hatchet!
3). Holy cabbage!! Look at these awesome graphics!
4). I have a chest hair aura.
5). Somebody explain why hatchets are two handed now?
6). Thok has double edge hatchet! Thok make more woodcut experience! Chop. -Crackle Crackle Crackle- (small fake fireworks overhead) Yay! Thok has level 2 Woodcut!

12-Jun-2011 23:57:05 - Last edited on 13-Jun-2011 19:17:51 by Corodir

Amitzel

Amitzel

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Caption
"I do not always lumberjack, but when I do... I BATTLEAXE!"
"Using hatchets is too mainstream. Better use my BATTLEAXE"
"A beer, chesthair and a battleaxe. A true Woodcutting Master"
"Now I'll show you how to chop down a tree"
"Follow me! I'll guide you to Mordor"
"In the name of Saradomin, this tree must die!"
"There's someone watching me... Who could it be?"
"Oh man, you are so ugly"
"You misunderstood. I said rune axe, not battleaxe"
"You better run now. I've got an axe"

13-Jun-2011 20:06:40

Legless53

Legless53

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Mod Captain drew the short straw and so had to cut down a tree with a plastic axe.
Interesting. As the hair on my head thins, it appears it gets thicker on my chest...

14-Jun-2011 19:11:44 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2011 19:12:34 by Legless53

STR8 ENUFF
Jun Member 2011

STR8 ENUFF

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"Plastic Battleaxe-Attack Level 120 is required to equip."
"Mod Captain: When they told me to shave, I didn't know they meant my chest, too."
"No ladies, that is not a sweater."
"Tree: I'll give you as much experience and logs as you want, just PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"
"Viewer discretion is advised."
"It's actually a Dragon Battleaxe, but the camera's red-eye remover messed up."
"Meanwhile, deep in the forests of Gielinor..."
"Player1: Is this from the game?
Jagex: Yes.
Player2: Then why is there a car?
Jagex: Uhh, that's a new monster, the-the Toyota Dragon.
Player1: But it doesn't look like a dragon.
Jagex: Mod Captain, they know too much! Activate the Ban-Axe!"
"Mod Captain: I'll get all my skills to max, so long as you don't make me shave."

14-Jun-2011 19:13:27

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