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[#0OZOH0DJV]

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Someone has finally cracked under the pressure!
Quick! One of the test subjects has escaped!
WANTED: MOD CAPTAIN REASON: BOTTING
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Woodcutting
Bigfoot does exist!
For just 10gp a day we will help abused animals
Thats no way to impress the ladies
Tip: Never eat unknown berries you found in the forest
MY EYES! I WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN
Woodcutting!
Mod Captain on his day off
why? Why? WHY? WHY CAN'T I CUT THIS TREE? You need level 15 woodcutting! Learn to read
You've just entered The Twilight Zone
Grunt.
This is why alarm systems are necessary
If you see this man, do not make contact, call the police.
BAR, We'll rollback your stats, even take the shirt right off your back.
BAR, Well even take your shirt!
This is why children need to be educated about internet safety, because of Predators like him.
This just in, an ape has escaped from the local zoo
Its so hot I think I'm seeing things
Put a shirt on, no one wants to see that
Anyone else just a little disturbed but slightly excited?
Report Abuse
LOL
Take me to your leader
Reasons why time travel is a bad idea
Take a deep breath
Constipated? Eat Fiber!
IDK
A Butterfly! LOOK A BUTTERFLY!
Randomness
Hint at woodcutting update? Probably not!
If he looks good, your too drunk to drive! You really shouldn't drive, I'm serious.
The pen may be mightier then the sword but the axe kicks the crap out of the pen
I like pancakes (well its funny)
No caption needed
This is why you get waxed...
He needs a good wAXING
He forgot to take his medication
Someone has issues
Take a deep breath
Constipated? Eat Fiber!
Come with me if you want to live!
I'll be back
Someone needs a hobby
Put on a shirt... It looks cold out there!
Tag him, Bag him!
A postal worker has once again gone crazy, because the mail never stops...
Going to take a leak...
Someone get a cryptozoologist
When in doubt, grab the axe
Axe Chest Hair Gel get some hair action!
I thought my brother's weird knee cracking was very disturbing, I stand corrected!

24-Jun-2011 03:15:46 - Last edited on 24-Jun-2011 04:13:19 by [#0OZOH0DJV]

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24-Jun-2011 19:14:13

Fergie Angel

Fergie Angel

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24-Jun-2011 19:48:00

[#0OZOH0DJV]

[#0OZOH0DJV]

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January of the Man Mod Calendar
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Scaperune
Somethings getting nerfed...
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
Where's Babe?
With a recent update which nerfed woodcutting this is the only way true woodcutting enthusiasts can have fun.
I am man! Hear me roar!
Don't scam, it makes people resort to um... this.
Bring back the Tree Spirit, so it can get him out of the picture.
After weeks of training, his woodcutting remains at level 1, this is a Knowledge Base moment.

24-Jun-2011 20:36:14 - Last edited on 25-Jun-2011 03:32:10 by [#0OZOH0DJV]

A  Cole
Nov Member 2003

A  Cole

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Oh dear, it looks like the evil penguins have stolen Mod Captains lumberjack clothing! Keep an eye out in the future for small waddling lumberjacks!
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go merchin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes merching
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to grow wild herbs.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to grow wild herbs.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! *******!...
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

~A~

25-Jun-2011 02:29:36