(Look at that tree he's posing in front of and you'll see a pair of eyes and a mouth, get where I'm going with this?)
1)
Spirit tree: I'm not teleporting you to the grand exchange if you come any closer with that axe.
Mod captain: Me need to burn logs at grand exchange noob tree, TAKE ME THERE!
Spirit tree: Your going to burn l-l-logs!?
Mod Captain: Yurr what about it noob tree.
Spirit tree: Go, please, you are allowed entry to the grand exchange, just please unwield that chest hair armour and axe.
Mod Captain: This aint armour you silly tree...
2)
Spirit tree: Hello there moderator, off to the grand exchange to buy hunting supplies?
Mod Captain: Well, actually I was going to do some woodcutting, why'd you say that?
Spirit tree: You might be better wearing lumberjack clothing rather than hunter gear.
Mod Captain: I'm not wearing hunter gear dear tree.
Spirit tree: Unless my aged eyes decieve me I can most definitely see a furry top that you are wearing.
Mod Captain: *Booming laugh* HAHAHA, dear spirit tree, real men don't wear shirts, and only real men have a 99 skill in chest hair.
Spirit tree:
04-Jun-2011 15:20:16
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04-Jun-2011 15:26:20
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Thalassus
#1- "yawn, i think i'll bot soon."
#2- "don't look at me, at least i'm not botting."
#3- "fleep floop flap, doodley dooo chop choppin chop, w00t woodcutting sure does put some hair on your chest."
#4- "cash stash on my mustache, my mustache on my flash cash."
#5- "with rogain foam on my side, i can do anything."
"You do not have a hatchet which you have the Woodcutting level to use."
"You do not have a hatchet which you have the Woodcutting level to use."
"You do not have a hatchet which you have the Woodcutting level to use."
"You do not have a hatchet which you have the Woodcuting level to use."
Mod Captian: Drat! What is this madness!? I brought my Iron Battleaxe and yet I still can't - wait - I brought my Battleaxe.
•º°``…~Hvis ryktene høres sprøtt, tenk sannheten~…´°º•
Air and Wind
"You do not have a hatchet which you have the Woodcutting level to use."
Mod Captain: Mod Captain not listen to stupid tree. Let me chop!
Erm... you do not have a hatchet...
Mod Captain: Let me chop NOW!
"You swing you battleaxe at the tree"
Mod Captain: Tree should know better then to disagree with Mod Captain.
~iZ
04-Jun-2011 16:39:42
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04-Jun-2011 16:41:01
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i Zaros
Runescape Game: You need a hatchet to cut down this tree.
I've got an axe right here, what gives? I'm going to cut the tree down anyways...
*chop* *chop* *chop*
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