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[#U1NXMDSLJ]

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"....shirts are for wimps...."
"hey....this isn't my Dragon Hatchet!"
"I just cut this down..."
"Who you calling fat, punk?"
"Can't wait till other trees are updated like this one"
"Is that a nest that just fell out?"
"Who wants these logs?"
"Who knew diamonds grew on trees?"
"What to do with all these birds nests...."

03-Jun-2011 18:52:24 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 18:54:29 by [#U1NXMDSLJ]

Fart Muncher

Fart Muncher

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"Meanwhile, at Jagex studios"
"I shaved my chest hair into a saradomin cross!"
"You'd be angry too if your hatchet was made out of plastic."
"Yah, I owned KBD with this."
"This tree will look nicely by the bear I killed with my own two hands!"
"Hatchets: Not as good as axes."
"Why did I make that bet..."
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!"
"Lumberjacking: you're doing it wrong."
"What are you doing with that camera?"
"After this tree is cut down, I'll catch a few chins in this bush."
"My main has 120 woodcutting!"
"I shall go with him to Mordor!"
"The Balrog approaches."
"By the power of Greyskull, I am Captain!"
"Yah baby, that's solid plastic. Wanna feel?"
"I was born to a human mother and a bear-demon father."
"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome."
"Bear powers, activate!"
"Sour grapes are sour."
"Somebody needs a hug!"
"Finish him!"
"No, Mr. Drink, I haven't had any officers."
"So, to become a developer mod..."
"Anatimodaphobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a Mod is watching."
"There's a new sheriff in town."
"Look at my naturally curly chest hair!"
"Am I the only one to notice the tree's dumb smile?"
Sorry for all of the captions, I just really want to be the winner, or at least a runner-up.

03-Jun-2011 19:00:16 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 19:20:07 by Fart Muncher

Deadman6066

Deadman6066

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~When there's a mighty tree, in a nearby wood, who you gonna call? MOD CAPTAIN!
~Even he couldn't do it with a salmon.
~The real reason the Sheep Shearer quest was removed.
~Having bulging muscles, a military haircut, a tough-guy face, and ample chest hair still can't hide the fact that he plays Runescape.
~The other Jagex staff learned long ago to be nowhere near Mod Captain when he dies at Nex.
~Jagex's newest anti-bot software.
~"Maybe if I grow out my chest hair, no one will notice how big my ears are."
~Back in the day, I used to run whenever my dad pulled out a weapon- an axe, a belt, or his chest hair. Especially the chest hair!
~At the top of Jagex's to-do list: add a Shaving skill.

03-Jun-2011 19:04:19 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 19:05:35 by Deadman6066

Bd Bandit

Bd Bandit

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"Mod Captain is just taking out his anger because RuneScape policy requires him to wear a shirt"
"Apparently Mod Captain never learned his Runescape lessons; a battle ax does not work well for woodcutting."
"R.I.S.- Rest in splinters"
"Never make a mod angry. That tree refused to sign its consent papers to have its picture put into the game, now no-one can look at it again."
"As long as Mod Captain is around, you'll never run out of paper."
"Jagex needed to save money, so they took a more meideval aproach to their security."
"*Equipt with a ax Mod Captain faces his first opponet in combat*
~Swoosh, the ax scraps acrost his target
~Shing, a direct hit
~SHeeeeck, his opponet drops to the ground
~Plunk, his invetory is filled with logs...
...Perhaps the Runescape guide should have explained better that trees are not NPCs."

03-Jun-2011 19:40:59 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 19:42:13 by Bd Bandit

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