RuneScape Forum Archive | June Caption Competition

Jul

2008

Molly Weazly

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1. I know I can't cut evil trees with a battleaxe, noob! Now where's that annoying leprechaun?
2. Don't tell me I brought the axe instead of the hatchet again! Back to the bank.
3. I can't believe I got this tree to myself! Wait is that a bot heading over here? Damn, knew it couldn't last.

03-Jun-2011 18:12:16

fearn2

Posts: 179 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

"After Mod Jon H had used all the paper in Jagex last month, they had to send someone to bring them wood and make some more paper."
"So this is where gnomes live. I'll find this golden gnome in no time. He will pay for breaking my Guitar Hero hiscore!"

03-Jun-2011 18:15:43

Oursoul

Posts: 663 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

A bare man does what in the wood's?
What the thok? This is the wrong kind of axe.
Do my nip's look big in this chest hair?
I was told I would be standing next to graardor for this pose

03-Jun-2011 18:18:26 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 18:18:58 by Oursoul

Zamora Zak

Posts: 906 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

"...I just stepped in poisen ivy, didn't I?"
"No Hatchet? Just use this dwarven battleaxe! Enchanted for double chest hair and manly sweat!"
"Who needs a shirt when you have enough chest hair you could be sheared for wool!?"
"Axe deoderant(rs style): wont prevent sweat, but can sure as heck cut down this tree!"
*note: manly chest hair not included.
so those are mine >.>

GL everyone

Hope the mods get a few laughs.

03-Jun-2011 18:19:55 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 18:21:45 by Zamora Zak

Nov

2021

Alotor

Posts: 204 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

"Hunter time. Todays enemy... The Keebler elf."

03-Jun-2011 18:23:25

GhostOnAPost

Posts: 6 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

"Meanwhile, at the Graardor henchman auditions"
"No fair, He can cheat the 'new' sheep shearer quest"
"You need a hatchet to cut down this tree
You do not have a hacthet which you have the woodcutting level to use"
"use battleaxe->tree ... Nothing interesting happens"
"a woodcutting level of 1 is required to cut this tree"
"you have obtained some very small bark chips... What a pathetic attempt at woodcutting. Did you ever listen to wilfred?!"

03-Jun-2011 18:39:32