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Vertual Lord
Aug Member 2021

Vertual Lord

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What the...? I got scammed again, got a steel battleaxe instead of a hatchet, grmbl!



Yeshh, I can finally wield a steel hatchet! Let's go cut some wood!
"You do not have a hatchet which you have the Woodcutting level to use."


You need a machete to cut through these dense woods.

06-Jun-2011 11:04:30

[#54BDGL93P]

[#54BDGL93P]

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-This is what happens when you play Runescape through Highschool.
-They said Runescape is pointless. I prove them wrong.
-Hello ladies. How are you? Fantastic. Does your man look like me? No. Can he cut trees like me? Yes. Should he play Runescape? I dont know, you tell me. Do you like the smell of chest-hair and sweat? Do you want a man that smells like he could cut you a tree with an axe he smith with his own hammer without the use of the assist system? Of course you do. Log in, to the best night of your life!
-Thok's fist always the right answer!
-I'm warning you! Take one more step, and off goes the tree!
Y'know, I wonder what a random passerby would think when they see this in real life. I would honestly pay to see their faces. xD

06-Jun-2011 11:28:06

R4ng k0 bh3

R4ng k0 bh3

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"OMG" this hatchet is so heavy but i'll hold it trhough out the camera shot"
"This is what happens when you train way too much woodcutting in runescape"
"I will not try to cut this tree,because i'll just fail"
"I'm going to make this fake hatcchet look real"
"I'm i getting paid for doing this?"

06-Jun-2011 14:46:46

Kl0rex
Jul Member 2023

Kl0rex

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'There is a reason why they call me,mod captian,you know?'
'I couldn't afford a real hatchet, so i bought a fake one that looks like a battle axe?'
'just wanted to remind you guys of the old tutorail island?'
'I rather enjoy the fresh air then train woodcutting irl :( '

06-Jun-2011 14:59:21 - Last edited on 06-Jun-2011 15:22:11 by Kl0rex

Warpony1992

Warpony1992

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"A tree killed my parents."
"Brawny - Gets things done."
"Did i forget to turn the stove off?"
"Got Mod?"
"I hate Mondays."
"Bronze - the hatchet of choice."
"I'll chop your wood."
"They stole my shirt again."
"What i do on my time is none of your concern."
"Noob."
"How not to LARP."

06-Jun-2011 17:44:11

Blood Forest
Nov Member 2020

Blood Forest

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GL to everyone, hope to see some good ones! My Quotes:
"I. Am. Not. A. Bot !!"
"Is he wearing Barrel-Chest Armour?"
"*You do not have a hatchet which you have the Woodcutting level to use.*"
"Verac's brassard would compliment that chest."
"Psh.. Thats such a level 1 tree."
"Wood is meant to be dealt with shirts off."
"A fierce stare and a chest-full o' hair- It's how I cut my trees."
"521,377 to go."
"There isn't an app for that."
"No matter which way i cut it - One log!?"
"*Places hand on tree* Why Wont I Teleport!"
-Blood
.::Flames Unleashed::.

06-Jun-2011 18:47:28 - Last edited on 06-Jun-2011 19:20:44 by Blood Forest

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