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Danysh

Danysh

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1) "You steal tree? Thok smash with axe!"
2) "Me need money for shirt so me woodcut!"
3) "My woodcutting level may be 1, but my strength is 99!"
4) "Must... chop... wood! CHOP CHOP CHOP!" (George Washington :P )
Those are mine!

12-Jun-2011 11:31:58 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2011 11:34:58 by Danysh

Small Parrot
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Small Parrot

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1) Tree: Oh dear, another novice woodcutter. Let's hope he didn't turn out like the last one.
Mod Captain: Time for you to go down tree! *chops* (silence...)
2) Tree: is that what your going to do all day, pose with your axe? *cough* It's made of plastic *cough*
Mod Captain: Ok here goes, (tries to chop tree) "You do not have a real hatchet which you have the woodcutting level to use."
3) Tree: What... what is that strange creature? It looks like a normal human, but it's chest has too much hair to be a human and another strange thing is that it's using a plastic toy to chop me me down. If this thing wants to kill me then poison ivy army, attack the creature!

12-Jun-2011 17:49:47 - Last edited on 13-Jun-2011 22:06:11 by Small Parrot

Im Rubic
Jan Member 2008

Im Rubic

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1.) "Aw you did it once again... You just had to go off and mess with Johny Apple Seed."
2.)
Tree: "You need a Woodcutting level of 10"
Mod Captain: "Mod Captain not listen to tree. Tree fall now!"
Tree: "Erm... you need a Woodcutting level of 10"
Mod Captain: *Rips of shirt*
Tree: "Apparently you don't need a Woodcutting level of 10"
Mod Captain: "Tree should know better than to mess with Mod Captain's hairy chest."
3.) Tree: NO! Anything but the ban-axe!
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12-Jun-2011 23:16:45 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2011 23:26:08 by Im Rubic

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