"lumberjack, the new fragrence from axe"
"you're cutting a tree, not killing an orc"
"AND IT WAS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS BIG"
"Hmm... this is going to make one huge toothpick"
"why was 6 afraid of seven? BECAUSE I CUT THIS TREE, BWA HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What do you mean where is my shirt, those things are for wimps!"
"no shoes, no shirt, no lumber"
"Guess who died in the woods today, doo dah, doo dah."
"safty shmafty, what's the worst that can happen?"
"TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMB-- owwwwww..."
"This is how real men get cats out of trees"
"Hey paa, i dOnt tink dis gona fIt in da kar"
"Pst, hey, and i holding this right?"
"Dude, I said get a wax..."
"hey, where is pauls blue bison?"
"Whatever happend to chain saws and and those plad shirts?"
"Oh yea, i got some wood now"
"hey, come here, i want to AXE you a question"
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