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sweetie bot

sweetie bot

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"lumberjack, the new fragrence from axe"
"you're cutting a tree, not killing an orc"
"AND IT WAS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS BIG"
"Hmm... this is going to make one huge toothpick"
"why was 6 afraid of seven? BECAUSE I CUT THIS TREE, BWA HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What do you mean where is my shirt, those things are for wimps!"
"no shoes, no shirt, no lumber"
"Guess who died in the woods today, doo dah, doo dah."
"safty shmafty, what's the worst that can happen?"
"TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMB-- owwwwww..."
"This is how real men get cats out of trees"
"Hey paa, i dOnt tink dis gona fIt in da kar"
"Pst, hey, and i holding this right?"
"Dude, I said get a wax..."
"hey, where is pauls blue bison?"
"Whatever happend to chain saws and and those plad shirts?"
"Oh yea, i got some wood now"
"hey, come here, i want to AXE you a question"

03-Jun-2011 19:57:52 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2011 00:46:53 by sweetie bot

Vand

Vand

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Greetings, I wish to submit three captions for this month's Caption Competition ^_^ .
"For each tree he chops down, another hair grows on his chest."
"It's a fact that Mod Captain is a man of true skill. His magnificent chest is enough of proof!"
"This man has went above and beyond 200,000,000 Woodcutting Experience. His reward? A hairy chest."
Best of luck to everyone!
~Vandite
Just your friendly neighborhood team player.

03-Jun-2011 20:02:05

SwedishPagns

SwedishPagns

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"oh yeah this is defintely going on facebook :) "
"this is so different from wcing in rs"
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03-Jun-2011 20:10:34 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 20:13:19 by SwedishPagns

Richyrich

Richyrich

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First off... can i buy that replica Gimli axe? i wanted to get my hands on one for ages LOL (Sorry ik real world trading is band :( )
ok captions:
("the hobbit auditions&quot ;)
("Thok dont chop tree he use fists!&quot ;)
("Now that Ents are gone i can use my battleAxe!&quot ;)
("Come here little tree spirit i'm waiting&quot ;)
("How to deal with Wood cutting bots&quot ;)
("I got my axe... But still i cant cut the tree! why wasn't there a tutorial on hatchets/axes/wood cutting impliments!&quot ;)
("One... Two... Tree!!!!!!!!&quot ;)
("Tree fall"
*you do not have the required wood cutting level to chop this tree*
"Mod captain dont need wood cut level! TREE FALL"
*You need 10 wood cutting to chop this tree...*
"TREE FALLLLL *hits tree with head*"
*ok You do not need Any wood cutting level IRL to chop this tree*)
"If wood cutting had Levels IRL Mod Captain would hand out the capes"
"He's clearly a tree hugger!"
"Nothing gets between This man and his Logs"
"Well He can clearly see the Wood for the Trees"
"Primal Battleaxe??? Wood Cutting??? can it be?? THOK IRL!"
"Mod captain showing off the new aura slot! he spent his points on "hairy chest" aura"
"medi-efail woodcutter irl"
"If you cant beat it CHOP IT"
"Mod captain *The creator of Gnomes* V bonzitree"
"Farming didnt work out for Mod captain, now he deals with the ****iquences!"
I'm a little teapot short and stout.
It's a glandular problem don't mock my size.

03-Jun-2011 20:14:51 - Last edited on 06-Jun-2011 17:18:14 by Richyrich

Oursoul

Oursoul

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I know real world trading is not aloud but i will pose for any pic for a white phat.
gonna state the obvious answer
You do not have a hatchet which you have the woodcutting level to use.

03-Jun-2011 20:16:48 - Last edited on 03-Jun-2011 20:20:44 by Oursoul

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