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immortul4
Jun Member 2017

immortul4

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"one more log and i can afford a shirt"
"do not try to battleaxe the tree, that's impossible...
instead, only try to realize the truth...
there is no tree...
Then you'll see, that it is not the tree that needs cut, it is only your chest hair"
"i wonder if i'll get fired after posing half-nekkid for 500,000 teens"

08-Jun-2011 12:07:57 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2011 12:10:25 by immortul4

Faux Fox
Nov Member 2007

Faux Fox

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Just a few more. For the fun.
"He could use a +6 Beard of Manly Awesomeness."
"Woodcutting build character and puts hairs on your chest."
"Time to make a fresh coffin."
"A Freakier Forester."
"A Lumberjack in Love: Wood you go out with me?"
"Such a swell guy, giving the shirt off his back..."
"Props department will want the axe back, and the hair piece."

08-Jun-2011 16:02:17

[#AV1NP49I5]

[#AV1NP49I5]

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1) Is that the guy we buy our woodcutting cape from?!
2) Dude, you need to calm down, it's only a tree you don't need to attack it with your axe!
3) Dude, woodcutting potions don't exist, so how are you cutting that lvl 120 tree down?!?!
-3mulated

08-Jun-2011 18:27:21

Goviper
Oct Member 2021

Goviper

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"HEH, Tree Has a smiley face mum!"
"Treehugger anyone?"
"Yeah I got my axe in the Kids meal in Mc.Donalds" ;) "In America, people go to the beaches in the Summer..In England, A man with out a shirt with a rubber axe means its Summer.
"In America man uses Steel hatchets..In Soviet Russia..Man use rubber toys!"

Those are my submissions.

-Goviper

08-Jun-2011 18:32:08

Kity
Dec Member 2006

Kity

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Haha, this is an awesome photo for this month's contest. :P
Anyways, my captions are:
"Woodcutting...LIKE A BAWS"
"The Woodcutting tutor would be ashamed"
"He didn't wear his lucky rabbit foot necklace!"
"Johnny Appleseed would be scared"
"Is that MY tree he's cutting down?"
"Pssh, he needs a dragon hatchet"
Hope I win! :)
***Kity~~~

08-Jun-2011 18:32:14 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2011 18:32:54 by Kity

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