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Pikmin124

Pikmin124

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1) "Look strong...you can do it...You know you can't swing an axe but they don't. Think ork, no, think corporeal beast. Concentrate...tough...ork...corporeal beast...SWING!
2) I hope Guthix won't be too mad.
3) I hope the dryad won't be too mad.
4) Oops, I left my dragon hatchet at home with my skillcape.
5) *a root pops up out of the ground, writhes, then disappears* "What was that?" *Tree grows bigger and begins to writhe and yell through a new mouth.
6) I hope Guthix won't be too mad if I chop this tree down.
7)*swings*
Guard in tree: Oi! Watch what you're doing with that hatchet, you nit!
Mod: Hello?
Guard:ssshhh! What do you want?
Mod: Well, it's not every day you see a man up a tree.
Guard: I'm trying to observe a suspect. Leave me alone!
Mod: This is about the bank robbery, right?
Guard: Yes, that's right. We're keeping the suspect under tight observation for the moment.
Mod: Can't you just...I dunno...arrest him?
Guard: I'm not meant to discuss the case. You know what confidentiality rules are like.
Mod: Fair enough. *walks away to demonstrate his woodcutting prowess on another tree only to find a soviet penguin had been impersonating it. Gives up woodcutting and takes up fishing.*
8) *swings. Nature spirit appears and violently impresses upon him the stupidity of cutting down the dramen tree on Entrana.*

07-Jun-2011 23:33:02

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08-Jun-2011 00:23:15

[#2XPGMI8L8]

[#2XPGMI8L8]

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1) This tree is going down
2) You Mess with my axe, you mess with axe. Thats right you heard me, wanna fight about it?
3) I Dont always chop trees but when I do, I prefer to do it shirt-less. Keep chopping, my friends
4) Whos says I cant use a battleaxe to chop a tree? Get at my level son!
5) Its over 9000!
6) *Looks at tree* If I dont kill you, THAN MY AXE WILL! *Tree falls over*
7) If you can't take the axe, get out of the forrest
8) I can take you out with my axe, or my chest hair!
9) Jou looking at me ese?
10) Real men cut tress without shirts
11) Im bad a(ss and jou know you love me
12) Im too se*** for my shirt,too se*** for my axe so se*** it hurts!
13) Hope my wife doesn't see this
14) If i had a taco for everytime I got caught with my shirt off.........

08-Jun-2011 12:04:31 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2011 12:06:40 by [#2XPGMI8L8]

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