1) "Is that a backdrop over there?"
2) "Darn it, I knew I should have brought a hatchet instead of a battleaxe!"
3) "This will teach you trees to steal my shirt!"
4) "All those other trees are taking too long to respawn, so I guess I'll chop this one..."
5) "OMG, a camera!"
6) "Wait, don't take the picture yet! I still haven't found my shirt!"
7) "When I macro, people call me 'Hairy Botter'."
8) "Is that lamp post still in the shot?"
9) He also has 99 defence, so he doesn't have to worry about flying splinters.
10) I can't believe it -- he isn't wearing any head protection!
11) (Variation on 10) I can't believe it -- he isn't wearing any eye protection!
12) "Once I'm done with this tree, you're next!"
13) "Okay, not funny. Just put the camera down and give me back my shirt, and nobody gets hurt."
14) "Hey, don't take my picture now! Oh fine, one picture, but don't post it on the forums or anything, okay?"
15) "So much for those bots. Now I might as well cut down the tree too!"
14-Jun-2011 22:50:53
