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Word of Wind
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Word of Wind

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1) ''Trees are for noobs.''
2)
'' Mysterious voice: You do not have a hatchet which you have the Woodcutting level to use.
Mod Captain: What? O no no, i must been played Runescape a lot today.
Mysterious voice: You do not have a hatchet which you have the Woodcutting level to use.
Mod Captain: Okay listen up, this is REAL, not a GAME!
Mysterious voice: Disconnect to server - Please wait.''
3)
Captain: Okay tree, here i come!
Tree: Don't hurt me!!

04-Jun-2011 19:30:52

Huntingdoggy

Huntingdoggy

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"RRR! Take the picture. Take it... Take IT! TAKE IT! It's slippery here!"
"I'm not a treechopper, an axeman, a woodcutter or a hatcheteer. I'm a treecrusher, a battleaxeman, a woodslasher AND an axeteer! HOW DARE YOU?! I didn't make any of these words up!"
"Killing blow coming right up, you pathetic mage - ARGHHH!! ------ ..Wha? A tree!?!? Where's my armour... Lumbridge Castle to my right....... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Mod Captain: "Here, Rookie, this is how you chop down a tree."
Rookie: *thinking* Look who's talking! I've 75 woodcutting and I actually use a hatchet to chop down trees :\ *

04-Jun-2011 20:29:33

Derek Booker

Derek Booker

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"proof that barbarians invented blue jeans"


"here my fellow bigfoots i finaly have photographic evidence of the strange creture called "man""

"how NOT to atract a woman"

"the new uniform for all jagex employes"

"i think you took the phrase "steal the shirt right off his back" a bit to literal"


oh romeo romeo,wherefore art thou romeo! deny thy jagex and refuse thy ban!
hark! what brick throu yander window breaks! it is the jagex! and juliet is the shards:-(
oh romeo romeo,wherefore art thou romeo! deny thy jagex and refuse thy ban!
hark! what brick throu yander window breaks! it is the jagex! and juliet is the shards :-(

04-Jun-2011 20:49:59

Baraxil

Baraxil

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"No trees were harmed in the taking of this photograph"
"He's too **** for his shirt"
"His chesthair may be needing more trimming than those branches..."
"Put a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out!"
Tree in the background: "I'm going to have nightmares tonight..."

04-Jun-2011 21:30:49

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