"RRR! Take the picture. Take it... Take IT! TAKE IT! It's slippery here!"
"I'm not a treechopper, an axeman, a woodcutter or a hatcheteer. I'm a treecrusher, a battleaxeman, a woodslasher AND an axeteer! HOW DARE YOU?! I didn't make any of these words up!"
"Killing blow coming right up, you pathetic mage - ARGHHH!! ------ ..Wha? A tree!?!? Where's my armour... Lumbridge Castle to my right....... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Mod Captain: "Here, Rookie, this is how you chop down a tree."
Rookie: *thinking* Look who's talking! I've 75 woodcutting and I actually use a hatchet to chop down trees :\ *
04-Jun-2011 20:29:33