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Hobie Wan
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Hobie Wan

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A Letter, to the Director of Project Freelancer Deeplord Rend Sul'damane

Dear Deeplord,
we have watched you from afar, never thinking much. But you have forced our hand. If you have seen time it is fit for you to break the ridiculous fourth wall. Then it is time we shall do so as well!

The Bacon Imperium shall walk forth from the shadows of our Porky Lord and rend you all into Bacon bits.

This is a declaration of war.

*EDGY LATIN CHANTING*

Sincerely,
Unknown Edgelord
Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?

"Hello There."

07-Nov-2015 22:40:10 - Last edited on 07-Nov-2015 22:40:53 by Hobie Wan

Puzzle Maker

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Rexost said :
The Deep Lords met, and, in a unanimous vote (mostly due to those who voted against it being killed on the spot)


Kek
Logan | In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.

07-Nov-2015 22:41:44 - Last edited on 07-Nov-2015 22:42:01 by Puzzle Maker

Zeremal
May Member 2022

Zeremal

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Name: Archon Alli The Eternal 12 Year Old

Rank(Ra’damane or damane): Ra'damane

Do you have a norkel?: Yes

Melee, Range, or Magic: Magic
Right action is better than knowledge; but in order to do what is right, we must know what is right.
| Alli, the Eternal | Women Shi Zui Hao De Pengyou

09-Nov-2015 00:16:59

Quael
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Quael

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Quael said :
In respond to that letter:

As the Godless received the letter, their first in command began reading it only for the wind to blow hard causing him to lose grip of the letter. The letter lands within the ocean and floats away from the island of Tuska, never to be seen again. The first in command only read half and ignored the words of the letter, as like all threats, they mean nothing to the Godless.
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09-Nov-2015 14:37:43

Rexost

Rexost

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Zeremal said :
Name: Archon Alli The Eternal 12 Year Old

Rank(Ra’damane or damane): Ra'damane

Do you have a norkel?: Yes

Melee, Range, or Magic: Magic


To the most esteemed Damane Archon Alli,

The Deep Lords have noted your excellent service to the cause, and in recognition, have promoted you from damane to Ra'damane. Your new duties will be difficult, arduous, and trying, but we of the Deep Council believe you have what it takes to truly shine as a Ra'damane. You will be sent to the surface at once to meet with me, Rend Sul'damane, and receive your training in regards to safety in this dry, air-filled realm as well as a seminar on the proper treatment of drynoobs. They prove to be, despite our best efforts, complete idiots, and as such require a tactful hand in helping them don the norkel. We keep telling them to don their own norkel first, and then assist children and the elderly in donning the norkel as well, but they refuse to listen. In due time, your service as a Ra'damane will grant you a considerable swath of territory of these soon to be concurred lands. Jejoice and praise.


Sincerely,

Rend Sul'damane
Deepest Lord of the Grand Domain
Herald of the Grand Emergence
Professional Stamp Collector
Pisces
Edgar
=/=
Rex
=/=
Rend

#PraiseTuffty

09-Nov-2015 21:08:01

Bruce Willis
Jun Member 2023

Bruce Willis

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Name: no

Rank(Ra’damane or damane): no

Do you have a norkel?: no

Melee, Range, or Magic: M ¸¤·.¸.·¤´˜¨Live and let Die¨˜´¤·.¸.·¤¸
¸´·¸.·¤´˜¨´¤·.¸.·¤´˜¨´¤·.¸.·¤´·¸.·¤´

"Something, something, inspirational quote." -Me, just now.

10-Nov-2015 21:52:13

Rexost

Rexost

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Bruce Willis said :
Name: no

Rank(Ra’damane or damane): no

Do you have a norkel?: no

Melee, Range, or Magic: M

To the most secretive Agent no of the Damane Secret Police,

We, the Deep Council, continue to be impressed by your work at bringing chaos to these drynoobs, though we would ask that you refrain from killing any more in the future. That last incident was messy to clear up. All the blood.

Your deep undercover work, clearly exhibited by your continued denial of donning the norkel ( *wink* ), is truly astounding, and the fact that you even took the time to format your communication to us in a not blue color as to declare yourself a drynoob? Simply remarkable.

Keep up the good work, Agent no.


Sincerely,

Rend Sul'damane
Deepest Lord of the Grand Domain
Herald of the Grand Emergence
Professional Stamp Collector
Pisces
Edgar
=/=
Rex
=/=
Rend

#PraiseTuffty

10-Nov-2015 22:19:19

Fizzledork
Dec Member 2023

Fizzledork

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A brutal act of war has occurred.

Near all points of the Grand Domain waters, fish have been released in waters, without anyone knowing but the perpetrators.

To the plight of the wetnoobs, these fish were eaten and bred, and carried with them a terrible affliction.

The fish have been heavily poisoned with mercury. Soon enough, the grand domain will be going threw great peril!

And the Culinaromancers cross their domain. Fizzledork approves of large explosions.
And small explosions.
Chemical reactions in general are appropriate in any situation.

12-Nov-2015 01:30:08

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