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To the most esteemed members of the Godless Faction,

Your continued difference to Swine Sign is most troubling. Our agents have watched you folk from afar for some time, and, while you show promise in regards for your capacity for salvation in the gentle embrace of the sea, you also lack two very important things: Fear of the Swine Sign and norkels. The Grand Domain, under the authority of a unanimous vote by the Deep Lords, has come to a difficult choice. We are to give you an ultimatum. Either don the norkel and be saved for all time, or we will have to destroy the Swine Sign you hold so close. The near reverence you have for the Swine Sign is troubling beyond all capacity. Are you not aware that its coming is a sign of the end of days, the death of the sun, and the drying of the sea? True, the beast was defeated at the hands of your rocky champion (or so our agents tell us, we are still skeptical), but can you truly by safe from its alluring, multidimensional powers? You would do well, members of the Godless Faction, to remember that, while gods can die, men can die faster.

They can also drown.