Startraphell
said
:
This is no longer canon.
A message to the man Startraphell,
Hello. I am Rend Sul'damane, and this is my cannon. If you doubt its existence, I would be more than happy to introduce the two of you.
In the coming months, I will have much work to do under the sea, and as such will not be able to come up there personally and kick you right in the booty. I don't even have enough time to write a proper letter.
As such, please refer to my close personal friend and arch rival, the great wizard known as Felix Nocte.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go back to training camels to breathe underwater.
Rend