Tomb Gorilla
said
:
Name: Bobo McCrayfish
Rank(Ra’damane or damane): Ra'damane
Do you have a norkel?: YES
Melee, Range, or Magic: Melee
Task Force: 1
To the most esteemed Ra'damane McCrayfish,
With operation "Wet Hawk Down" proceeding ahead of schedule, we, the Deep Council, feel that your specialized skills in the art of seduction will have greater use in the surface world if you were working more closely with I, the Sul'damane. By this letter, you are repurposed from Task Force 13 to Task Force 1. Ra'damane Big Bass, of Task Force 69, Codename "Damane Dogs", will be meeting you at Wetter Heaven, our new forward base, to brief you on the current campaign against the drynoob's dryness. Please note, Ra'damane McCrayfish, that while your specific set of romantic skills is necessary in the fight against dryness, telling forty seven drynoob women (Yes, we kept track.) that they are your, and I quote, "special moonflower of my eye" will only lead you into hot water. Jejoice and praise, and I look forward to seeing you on Wetter Heaven.
Sincerely,
Rend Sul’damane
Deepest Lord of the Grand Domain
Herald of the Grand Emergence
Professional Stamp Collector
Pisces
Ps. You stay away from my girl, you sly dog you.