I can't remember the last time (if ever) that I abandoned a film after just ten minutes, but this was so unbelievably awful that I couldn't stand another minute of it.
Surprising though as it has a star cast with Anne Hathaway, Michael Biehn, Bijou Phillips and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Absolute rubbish.
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
It was... okay I guess? I felt like the show was trying exceptionally hard to be interesting and put forth good characters, but it just fell flat to me. So, I'm going to leave it at that. I'm disappointed, admittedly, but ah well.
We watched the rest of Clarkson's Farm on Amazon prime.
One of the funniest bits of the whole show (which is basically just Jeremy Clarkson learning how to be a farmer), is this guy that is occasionally on named Gerald.
He has an
accent
and I can't understand a good 99% of what he says. He seems like a very wholesome character.
But when he comes on and starts speaking, it sounds like gibberish. And Amazon very helpfully detects that we might have an issue understanding, and provides subtitles.
...Except the subtitles are in German. Every. Time.
We've manually switched it to English and those subtitles just make absolutely no sense. It might as well be German for all the good they do. xD
Arrr! Only th' Devil an' I know th' where'bouts o' me treasure, an' th' one o' us who lives th' longes' should take i' all.