Hmm. Days have passed. Still no Twillow.
It is time to try a different approach.
A more seductive one.
Bear with me while I explain plan B:
1) Twillow will be lured to the thread by the siren song of Sookies mating call.
For a siren song, I admit its on the 'deafeningly loud klaxon' side, but still. Lorelei hair may glimmer thus.
2) A bright purple Fifi, suitably anointed in moustache oil will perform her infamous 'dance of the seven veils'. Anyone faced with this scene will react with animal instinct. The Lizard Throne, deep in the back-brain sends primal urges pulsing through the body. Exotic hormones flood the brain. Logic rebels, shatters. The confused Twillow enters a fugue state and posts an astonishing stream-of-consciousness rant on this thread.
3) ???,
4) Profit
I don't see how this can fail. In any case, I have plans that extend past Z. I'm quite relaxed about the final outcome.
06-Jun-2016 15:34:50
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06-Jun-2016 20:30:58
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Stoat King