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Stoat King

Stoat King

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Hmm. Days have passed. Still no Twillow.
It is time to try a different approach.
A more seductive one.

Bear with me while I explain plan B:
1) Twillow will be lured to the thread by the siren song of Sookies mating call.
For a siren song, I admit its on the 'deafeningly loud klaxon' side, but still. Lorelei hair may glimmer thus.
2) A bright purple Fifi, suitably anointed in moustache oil will perform her infamous 'dance of the seven veils'. Anyone faced with this scene will react with animal instinct. The Lizard Throne, deep in the back-brain sends primal urges pulsing through the body. Exotic hormones flood the brain. Logic rebels, shatters. The confused Twillow enters a fugue state and posts an astonishing stream-of-consciousness rant on this thread.
3) ???,
4) Profit

I don't see how this can fail. In any case, I have plans that extend past Z. I'm quite relaxed about the final outcome.

06-Jun-2016 15:34:50 - Last edited on 06-Jun-2016 20:30:58 by Stoat King

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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No problemo. I think she may have been successfully trapped, duped, deliberately misquoted, misunderstood and press-ganged now. See the Rants chat lounge.

If she denies it, provided we all stand shoulder to shoulder with our fingers in our ears shouting La-La-La-La-La-La-La (and so forth) then she is indubitably a non-member.

*satisfied grin*
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07-Jun-2016 22:19:29

Stoat King

Stoat King

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We may need a new class of membership for those who refuse to deny membership.
Arguably the double negative implies full membership.
But I think we should dignify these poor weakminded few, who clearly aren't qualified to know what they think, with a title. Our mascot also falls into this category of shilly-shallying, doddering ignorance.

When you accuse yourself, there can be no defence.
When you refuse to defend yourself, can their bee know?
Or something. I'm a bit tired lol

07-Jun-2016 23:27:53 - Last edited on 07-Jun-2016 23:42:18 by Stoat King

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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There have been Revelations and Sacrifices in the lounge.
I am so happy and delighted by the mayhem I could spit set fire to Lego all over again.

Perhaps the new class of membership could be "the Utterly Bamboozled".
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Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

07-Jun-2016 23:47:17

Averia Light

Averia Light

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FiFi LaFeles said :
No problemo. I think she may have been successfully trapped, duped, deliberately misquoted, misunderstood and press-ganged now. See the Rants chat lounge.

If she denies it, provided we all stand shoulder to shoulder with our fingers in our ears shouting La-La-La-La-La-La-La (and so forth) then she is indubitably a non-member.

*satisfied grin*


Received orders from righthand nonmember to corugi.

Implementation phase has begin.
And I swear I'm not going to let her know all the pain I have known

08-Jun-2016 18:09:10

Legionnaire

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FiFi LaFeles said :
There have been Revelations and Sacrifices in the lounge.
I am so happy and delighted by the mayhem I could spit set fire to Lego all over again.

Perhaps the new class of membership could be "the Utterly Bamboozled".


Oh boy I get lit on fire again!!!!! How bout I light you on fire too!!!! In celebration of Twillow joining us
Time4Rants RIP Never Forget! 2010-2013, In Memory of Old Timer: ""I'm a doctor, not a spiritual medium!" RIP ;(
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Lego x LD= Forbidden Love. Legita=Forbidden Love

08-Jun-2016 22:46:03

Jack Flac
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Jack Flac

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Legionnaire said :
FiFi LaFeles said :
There have been Revelations and Sacrifices in the lounge.
I am so happy and delighted by the mayhem I could spit set fire to Lego all over again.

Perhaps the new class of membership could be "the Utterly Bamboozled".


Oh boy I get lit on fire again!!!!! How bout I light you on fire too!!!! In celebration of Twillow joining us


Best get my trusty Tornado ready. These charred remains don't get rid of themselves.
Leader of The Enemy ||
The opposite of Justice is simply another Justice. What is Evil is subjective to each person.
YOU
are their evil

09-Jun-2016 01:36:54

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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I have been so busy I have not had any time to
grief.

I haven't even been able to sit and daydream about new methods of igniting Lego.

OH, THE TRAGEDY !!!!



I seriously need some "me" time.
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09-Jun-2016 22:38:24

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