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Corugi

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
I bet he smells awful when he gets warm.


Nowhere as bad as when I was talked into trying some veggie burgers. Sweet mother of Guthix....

I became one with THE PUMP. It was truly shocking. On a scale unprecedented in the history of farting. You know how astronomers call the beginning of the Universe "The Big Bang"? Well, if they had been making a study of me then they would have called me "THE BIG RIPE RIPPER"

Or maybe "THE BIG BLAP WHUMPER"

Or maybe "HOLY FUCK! TAKE COVER! HERE IT COMES AGAIN! PLEASE GOD SAVE US!"

Something like that anyway. I am surprised you guys are still standing actually.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

03-Nov-2019 15:33:37

Scouse
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Scouse

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Anyone seen a fat version of me around here wearing nothing but a towel purchased from tommy's toiletries across the road?

If anyone see's him, tell him the local police have now arrested the real culprit and are no longer after him for fare dodging and robbing socks from washing lines.

Much love

Scouse - Mr Corugilanders little Olaf
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09-Nov-2019 02:46:40

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