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18-Feb-2019 19:28:32

Kings Abbot

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[#CPBHP2XGQ] said :
Scouse said :
Melted marshmellows smothered all over my hands are good to trap boobies! Is this for sale? I can't get towels here but who knows this place might sell something interesting after all.

As Bwian's is a shop renowned for not selling anything, no. We could add it to our catalogue of items which are not for sale though. Kings Eastwood in
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18-Feb-2019 22:57:50 - Last edited on 18-Feb-2019 22:58:25 by Kings Abbot

FiFi LaFeles

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Is that wise? I mean, our catalogue is already the size of the Encyclopedia Britannica given that we have to list everything in the known Universe as not for sale.

Another addition will bring it up to 33 volumes and the postage costs are becoming horrific. Not to mention the injury claims from Postmen whilst delivering.

Can't we THINK SMART here and whittle it down to one page along the lines of:


WELCOME TO BWIAN'S


Thank you for visiting our World renowned Towel & Grief shop.

Now kindly piss off because we don't actually sell anything


Thanks so much for your valued custom, hope to see you again soon folks!


:)
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19-Feb-2019 02:39:32

FiFi LaFeles

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Well, Lawdy Lawdy praise to Jolly Jim the Biscuit for that!

Instead of doing a stock check, I'll go on holiday instead. I might try wherever it is that Corugi is vacationing - he seems to like it there.

Unless, of course, he's been blown to bits by a pirate spaceship and is currently nothing more than a few dozen motes of space dust, in which case I might try Bognor instead.
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20-Feb-2019 11:51:18

Kings Abbot

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You could go to Sandwich. I've been there, and all you can do is visit a garage sale in the local church and see how some guys try to recover a sunken boat from the local stream. The boat has probably been saved after more than five monhts now... Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

20-Feb-2019 21:47:11

Kings Abbot

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Wow, Sandwich sounds like a fun kind of town. I'll pack my suitcases immediately.
I hope it's raining when I get there, that'll be just perfect.

If you want something on your Sandwich, the village of Ham is only a few miles off...

If you want a quiet place to eat it I suggest the abandonned hovercraft ferry terminal in Ramsgate found by following a path through the bushes behind a viking ship. Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

21-Feb-2019 11:31:22

FiFi LaFeles

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OMG I actually travelled on a Hovercraft from there in the 1980s ! It was terribly exciting at the time.

Just Googled the place and there's a couple of YT vids of people walking around the site .... really creepy, lol.

It would be a good place to set up a branch store, were we to consider expanding our empire.
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22-Feb-2019 04:42:11 - Last edited on 22-Feb-2019 04:42:45 by FiFi LaFeles

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