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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Hello, and how are you basement dwellers today?
Satisfyingly smeared in algae, used toilet paper and rat poo, I trust.

You could break free from this misery, you know.
Oh yes indeedy!

All you need to do is make an Eve account and you will know the meaning of utter despair and degradation, and will return to this reeking cesspit with abject gratitude.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

27-Dec-2018 01:52:32

Kings Abbot

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Hello, and how are you basement dwellers today?
Satisfyingly smeared in algae, used toilet paper and rat poo, I trust.

You could break free from this misery, you know.
Oh yes indeedy!

All you need to do is make an Eve account and you will know the meaning of utter despair and degradation, and will return to this reeking cesspit with abject gratitude.


I don't have a basement.

Wait, whose basement is this then? Where am I?
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

27-Dec-2018 12:15:20

Jack Flac
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Jack Flac

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Kings Abbot said :
FiFi LaFeles said :
Hello, and how are you basement dwellers today?
Satisfyingly smeared in algae, used toilet paper and rat poo, I trust.

You could break free from this misery, you know.
Oh yes indeedy!

All you need to do is make an Eve account and you will know the meaning of utter despair and degradation, and will return to this reeking cesspit with abject gratitude.


I don't have a basement.

Wait, whose basement is this then? Where am I?
Don't you remember? We locked you in the basement of the Clan Grief citadel right before we sank the thing. You are curently visiting Davy Jones' Locker.
Leader of The Enemy ||
The opposite of Justice is simply another Justice. What is Evil is subjective to each person.
YOU
are their evil

28-Dec-2018 01:02:32

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Wha....wha.... what? We had a Citadel?

No one told me. No one invited me there.

I see how it is now. Favouritism. Bias. Unfairness.

It's not what you know (and I know everything) ~ it's who you know.

Well that's it then. I refuse to do the cleaning in this shop any more. Especially the toilet.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

28-Dec-2018 01:42:14

barsnoop
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barsnoop

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ding a ling, ding a ling

Pedals by humming "jingle bells"

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated, besides I'd give food poisoning to anyone who tried to eat me.


Pedals off spreading yuletide cheer.
The Lingering Lurker

28-Dec-2018 17:45:55

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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Jack Flac said :
Kings Abbot said :
FiFi LaFeles said :
Hello, and how are you basement dwellers today?
Satisfyingly smeared in algae, used toilet paper and rat poo, I trust.

You could break free from this misery, you know.
Oh yes indeedy!

All you need to do is make an Eve account and you will know the meaning of utter despair and degradation, and will return to this reeking cesspit with abject gratitude.


I don't have a basement.

Wait, whose basement is this then? Where am I?
Don't you remember? We locked you in the basement of the Clan Grief citadel right before we sank the thing. You are curently visiting Davy Jones' Locker.


Davy Jones should clean out his locker because it stinks! Especially his dirty socks...
Oh, what's this? Diving equipment! And the remains of its orevious owner. It still has some air in the tanks, so I'll find my way out, no problem!
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

28-Dec-2018 18:34:40

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