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Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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I believe a musician can be trusted. Whatever Fifi doesn't want from my st00f when I quit (if that even, and if it does it will take at least some decades) you can have. Congratulations, you're second in line! If Fifi quits before me, you'll get it all! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

08-Sep-2018 20:48:16

Corugi

Corugi

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Potatoes.

"Never before in the field of Human farming has so much money been made by just one guy selling so many potatoes."

~Winston Churchill.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

15-Sep-2018 00:15:05

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Winston never said that. It's the Prosecuting Barrister at your upcoming trial for Profiteering.

(at least, he will be saying that once we get to The Old Bailey). What I want to know is how you know he'll be saying it. Presumably you have been attempting to nobble the jury and the prosecution team with bribes of Maris Pipers.

Your activities are being monitored by some very powerful people now, you damned Spiv.
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15-Sep-2018 09:51:18

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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ik plantte ne keer patatten, patatten, patatten
ik plantte ne keer patatten in mijne grond

wa komt eruit gekropen, gekropen, gekropen
wa komt eruit gekropen uit mijne grond

één twee drie landmeters, landmeters, landmeters
één twee drie landmeters uit mijne grond

en ze slaan daar overal staksjes, staksjes, staksjes
ze slaan daar overal staksjes in mijne grond

en wa groeit er aan die staksjes, die staksjes, die staksjes
wa groeit er aan die staksjes in mijne grond

kranen en bulldozers, bulldozers, bulldozers
kranen en bulldozers in mijne grond

en heel den dag maar scheppen, maar scheppen, maar scheppen
en heel den dag maar scheppen van mijne grond

en heel den dag maar gieten, maar gieten, maar gieten
en heel den dag maar gieten op mijne grond

en wat is't dat ze daar gieten, daar gieten, daar gieten
wat is't dat ze daar gieten op mijne grond

't is beton en asfalt, asfalt, asfalt
't is beton en asfalt op mijne grond

bovenop mijn patattan, patattan, patattan
bovenop mijn patattan in mijne grond

en't begon ferme te stinken, te stinken, te stinken
't begon ferme te stinken op mijne grond

en dat duurde zo wa maanden, wa maanden, wa maanden
dat duurde zo wa maanden op mijne grond

maar dan komt de koning, de koning, de koning
dan komt de koning op mijne grond

dan komt ook de minister, de minister, de minister
dan komt ook de minister op mijne grond

en't begon nog meer te stinken, te stinken, te stinken
't begon nog meer te stinken op mijne grond

en dan komt ook heel 't leger, heel 't leger, heel 't leger
dan passeert heel 't leger langs mijne grond

en honderdduizend toeristen, toeristen, toeristen
en honderdduizend toeristen langs mijne grond

en wat vragen die toeristen, die toeristen, die toeristen
wat vragen die toeristen langs mijne grond

zeg, verkoop je geen patatten, patatten, patatten
verkoop je geen patatten van uwe grond !?

~ Willem Vermandere
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

16-Sep-2018 13:00:25

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee,
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?!
Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee?

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?!
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at?!

Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane|

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then we shall ha' to bury thee
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
Then we shall ha' to bury thee

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

Then we shall all 'ave etten thee
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
Then we shall all 'ave etten thee

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

That's wheer we get us oahn back
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
That's wheer we get us oahn back

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at
On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

~ A Yorkshireman.
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