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The future is upon us!!!
It's been raining, hail stoning and windy as fuck and i have been out in it and i'm freezing, cold and wet but i still lived up to the life we live and i have opened up dripping wet, even Greggs "the sausage roll and pasty shop next door" offered me the chance to dry off but i declined cos i was worried that if a customer seen me drying myself with a warm fluffy towel , they might expect us to sell them, so i just shook myself off and dripped a bit and said the drips were sweat cos i was hot, i think it worked
Much love
Scouse - Hot, Cold, Sweaty, who knows !!! [qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
The future is upon us!!!
It's been raining, hail stoning and windy as fuck and i have been out in it and i'm freezing, cold and wet but i still lived up to the life we live and i have opened up dripping wet, even Greggs "the sausage roll and pasty shop next door" offered me the chance to dry off but i declined cos i was worried that if a customer seen me drying myself with a warm fluffy towel , they might expect us to sell them, so i just shook myself off and dripped a bit and said the drips were sweat cos i was hot, i think it worked
Much love
Scouse - Hot, Cold, Sweaty, who knows !!! [qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
#JFT96
August 15th 2017, the day Jagex freed me
Liverpool is love, Liverpool is life
19-Feb-2022 01:03:33 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2022 05:15:28 by Scouse
Wow, it is so crazy how i have to reserve a spot 4 hours early just to make sure no fucker is selling towels while our backs are turned!!!!
Luckily i never found anyone doing the dirty but i did notice 1 or 2 shady characters wearing towels on their heads and claiming it was for religious purposes, i carefully checked and allowed them to continue on their way.
After observing each of them pointing a long skinny finger with a strange red glow at the tip into the air while quoting "phone home" i decided to allow them to go their own way!
After that, some sweaty fat chap appeared but upon checking closely i noticed i was looking into a mirror and seeing that made me feel quite sad so i decided to open the shop for trading.
I sold 3 face cloths and a dish towel and then i rented the upstairs furnished flat out to 3 very wealthy backpackers and added that to the nights takings
Much love
Scouse - Once again, paid the rent! [qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
Luckily i never found anyone doing the dirty but i did notice 1 or 2 shady characters wearing towels on their heads and claiming it was for religious purposes, i carefully checked and allowed them to continue on their way.
After observing each of them pointing a long skinny finger with a strange red glow at the tip into the air while quoting "phone home" i decided to allow them to go their own way!
After that, some sweaty fat chap appeared but upon checking closely i noticed i was looking into a mirror and seeing that made me feel quite sad so i decided to open the shop for trading.
I sold 3 face cloths and a dish towel and then i rented the upstairs furnished flat out to 3 very wealthy backpackers and added that to the nights takings
Much love
Scouse - Once again, paid the rent! [qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
#JFT96
August 15th 2017, the day Jagex freed me
Liverpool is love, Liverpool is life
26-Feb-2022 02:09:10 - Last edited on 26-Feb-2022 03:48:28 by Scouse
Seeing how some rather closeby parts of the world have gone to shit (looking at you, PP!), I have decided that we can not let these people suffer.
They need (amongst others) towels, and because we don't sell those, we'll just give them our towels.
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
They need (amongst others) towels, and because we don't sell those, we'll just give them our towels.
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!
05-Mar-2022 13:55:37
It's got to the point now of why even bother, Owner ain't coming back, he's had enough chances and not even an "i'm still alive guys"
Mr Abbot, i can't thank you enough how you have tried to keep this store open with me, one or 2 others have popped in from time to time, which was nice but they did not have the commitment that me and you have had to keep Bwians running..
So with a heavy heart "and a ship who's captain fucked off ages ago lol" think it's maybe the right time to shut our doors for the final time cos for one, everyone wants a towel and 2, it does not need a full thread to keep 2 guys friends, we have a friend list for that bro, you're already on mine, cya soon maybe.
Much love
Scouse - Closing the doors for the final time
[qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
Mr Abbot, i can't thank you enough how you have tried to keep this store open with me, one or 2 others have popped in from time to time, which was nice but they did not have the commitment that me and you have had to keep Bwians running..
So with a heavy heart "and a ship who's captain fucked off ages ago lol" think it's maybe the right time to shut our doors for the final time cos for one, everyone wants a towel and 2, it does not need a full thread to keep 2 guys friends, we have a friend list for that bro, you're already on mine, cya soon maybe.
Much love
Scouse - Closing the doors for the final time
[qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
#JFT96
August 15th 2017, the day Jagex freed me
Liverpool is love, Liverpool is life
19-Mar-2022 05:38:30
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