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Scouse
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So did you enjoy getting all your ironing done and 7 full meals last week?

Mum told me she looked after all the staff "COS I WAS SICK"

I'm back now and raring to go!

In my absence i have come up with idea's and ways to branch out to a wider audience in the hopes of keeping us afloat and allowing us to actually remain open!!

Bear with me with these thoughts..

1: Why don't we actually start to sell towels?

I see many wet people every day and yes, i know it goes against everything our leader Mr Corugilander believed in but my thoughts now are edging towards "if he cared about his original beliefs" he'd be here now so it's time for us "Scouse, Abbot and the occasional Trewavas" to step up!

I, unless you tell me differently from monday will start selling towels, it's what the nation needs and we must go with the flow!

Much love

Scouse - Stepped up when needed to step up! [qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
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29-Jan-2022 05:11:02

Scouse
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Kings Abbot said :
What if instead, hear me out on this, we start not selling bed sheets, shirts and hats?

From Valentines day, Monday 14th of February we gonna have quilt covers, female see though blouses, 97% pure hair toupee's and idk what the name is but almost pure weave things for the ladies.

Also our shop now sells those tea towel things that you dry cups with and dishes if you actually do the dishes after dinner.

Even for our long haired followers or the women who may be interested, you should be pleased because i am now stocking those small head towel things that you wrap around the head area!!

But i'm still sad to state that everyone who steps out of the shower soaking wet will still have to drip the fuck dry cos we still aint selling fuckin towels!!!!!

Much love

Scouse - Tried but just could not! [qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
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Liverpool is love, Liverpool is life

05-Feb-2022 04:47:46

Scouse
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Kings Abbot said :
Most excellent!

As is my duty as head of marketing, I changed my signature! Whatcha think?

It all seems very strange to me, i feel like i know exactly but then i find myself wondering "Do i" and that starts me wondering and the wondering then starts making me thinking "am i even actually in charge of my own thoughts" and then something makes me start thinking "I am me and me is i".......

After all that befuzzling and wonderment i wake up and come around and realise what had just happened to me!!!!

And i salute you and i am in awe of the heights shown...

But i am sorry to inform you of this...

We still aint selling towels, no matter how much my brain gets frazzled!!!

Much love

Scouse - Trewavio Morricone is Tre right lol? [qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
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August 15th 2017, the day Jagex freed me
Liverpool is love, Liverpool is life

12-Feb-2022 02:58:53 - Last edited on 12-Feb-2022 03:03:56 by Scouse

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