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Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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Corugi said :
Our Motherland is under imminent threat by hostile counter revolutionary forces and you are concerned with ads?

I urge you to put aside such capitalist concerns and place your energy into serving the needs of the Proletariat. This is nothing less than a class struggle between the good politically correct workers, such as myself, and the oppressive capitalists of the military-industrial complex, such as Fifi.

I'm head of marketing, as you assigned me several years ago, so I'm gonna do my fucking job once every couple of months wether you like it or not! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
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19-Sep-2020 11:11:00

Corugi

Corugi

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You have both been fired and rehired as hole diggers. You can assist the long suffering and hard working Scouse, who in addition to being head of the maintenance department, also happens to be an expert on all things Earthy.

Scouse said :
Earth towels give you splinters!!!

Scouse - Muddy arse

We need holes. Lots of holes. I expect many casualties from the "Great Patriotic War of Worker's Liberation from the Vile Capitalist Machinations of the Evil Fifi."

Comrades. This will be a long and hopefully very bloody conflict. But remember you have nothing to lose but your chains and bicycle locks.

LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF THE HOLY CORU... ummm.. I mean OF BWIAN'S TOWEL AND GRIEF SHOP.

*insert patriotic frenzy*

!!!6!!!


I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

19-Sep-2020 23:19:35 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2020 23:37:21 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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There seems to be a need for the Corugiwaffe in the Rants Lounge.

However, since the Supreme Commander of said terrifying strikeforce appears to have taken himself off - yet again - to pastures new I propose a Vote to cut his wages to zero and divvy it up between the rest of us.

All those in favour say "Aye".
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

05-Oct-2020 16:26:49

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Right then. Having had my proposal Seconded, thus carrying the motion with an overwhelming majority of .... err, one .... I hereby announce to the Shareholders, Debtors, Creditors and Vagrants-living-in-the-basement:

Corugi:
By the power invested in me, by me, as Hostile Takeover Magnate please be advised you are hereby sacked (again) and all salaries, monies, goods, chattels and your dog are being appropriated by me and Kings Abbot.
That is all.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

08-Oct-2020 12:09:33

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