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icarly

icarly

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here is what happened:
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged- up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him."The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... "**** happens"

24-Dec-2012 03:25:54

Danwacko

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Reading back up on the rules and regulations of this forum thread, I'm extremely sorry for said actions that were performed by me, myself and I.

Give me my coconut shells back or I will be obliged to take serious actions.

24-Dec-2012 03:45:16 - Last edited on 24-Dec-2012 03:47:09 by Danwacko

Sandor
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Sandor

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1. What is your fishing level? 99

2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in? MMA

3. Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so? I do not. Regretting any aspect of ones life is an experience waste.

4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp? Fapping in the eyes of our lord, Jesus Christ. He did not appreciate it.

5. Can you assist me in fletching? I can.

6. How many kids would you like to have? As may as it takes for one to grow up to be a Hollywood movie star. Then who's paying the bills? Hollywood kid.

7. Are you going to finish your dinner? I have not yet started my dinner.

8. Spell the word envelope. Envelope.

9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose. Envelope.

10. What was your answer to question 1, I forgot? I too have forgotten.

11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture? I do.

24-Dec-2012 04:05:19

Almost Easy

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1. What is your fishing level? 86(Billion)

2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in? Sport, pssh. I'd be the man that shoots the gun at the start, they always have nice mustaches.

3. Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so? I did, and now i regret it since i have no mouth.

4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp? In a 8:04 occ 4s1l

5. Can you assist me in fletching? Depends, is it worth my while? ;) If you get me, babes.

6. How many kids would you like to have? Depends, howmany would you like?

7. Are you going to finish your dinner? Dinner dinner dinner batman!@!@?

8. Spell the word envelope. Enphelope

9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose. renopl[pe

10. What was your answer to question 1, I forgot? Well, aren't you silly.

11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture? Depends, will you whip me? ;)

24-Dec-2012 04:06:41

The Failsafe

The Failsafe

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Hello Guiz,

I am worried by your answer to question 4. Our lord is the Splashy One. If you were to cast off your heathen ways, you may reapply.

Hello Almost Easy,

I feel your lack of mouth would make you a detriment to Miles Unit, as well as making it difficult to chat up any girls who may be enticed towards you. Please get an MJ surgery and replace your face before reapplying.

Hello UnSplashable. You are my everything.

24-Dec-2012 07:04:51 - Last edited on 24-Dec-2012 07:06:04 by The Failsafe

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