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Jan

2020

COWOCAINE

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ENGLISH APPLICATION

Hello Miles Unit

1. What is your fishing level? 94

2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in? Hot dog eating

3. Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so? Yes.

4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp? I was Sleeping

5. Can you assist me in fletching? Sure?

6. How many kids would you like to have? 8

7. Are you going to finish your dinner? Probs not

8. Spell the word envelope. Envelope

9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose. ew cfsdl09pw

10. What was your answer to question 1, I forgot? 94 Fishing

11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture? Pain is my *******.

24-Dec-2012 02:28:21

Nov

2010

El Bomb

Posts: 3,168 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

============== ENGLISH APPLICATION ================

1. What is your fishing level?
98.72753

2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in?
Gymnastics (To show off my body)

3. Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so?
*Viciously rips off entire bottom lip* NO THATS NASTY

4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp?
In Teren's basement.

5. Can you assist me in fletching?
Doubtful. I can't xp waste that long.

6. How many kids would you like to have?
Approximately 3.14159265359

7. Are you going to finish your dinner?
I'm confused, is this referring to going into my body or out?

8. Spell the word envelope.
E-N-V-E-L-O-P-E-S

9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose.
Näsa (I have trained my nose to only type in Swedish)

10. What was your answer to question 1, I forgot?
Sorry I did not do the Swedish application.

11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture?
Well if I could survive Teren's basement I can most certainly support the High King.

24-Dec-2012 02:28:50

Mar

2023

Herb Thief

Posts: 1,717 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

English.

Why Hello there Miles Unit.

1. What is your fishing level? Undisclosed, good luck finding it on Highscores.

2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in? All the events, and none of them at the same time cuz I'm too hypster to do them, but not too hypster to not do them because I'm too hypster.

3. Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so? Only on tuesdays, because tuesday are just those kinda regret every action you take days.

4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp? Laughing at him, but at the same time wishing i could be as cool as him.

5. Can you assist me in fletching? Only if your fletching level is one.

6. How many kids would you like to have? 1.234 Billion, so i could take over China.

7. Are you going to finish your dinner?I would say yes, but I already did not, your mom come home so i Had too leave, enjoy the free meal... well you still paid for the food i just made it.

8. Spell the word envelope. AAAAnnnnvvvviiillope

9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose. I don't have a nose, I have Lord-Voldermort-is-really-tom-riddle disease.

10. What was your answer to question 1, I forgot? I dont remember that long ago GOSH Dang it!@

11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture? Only if it is the kinky kinda torture, you know the stuff with safe words like "umbrella".

24-Dec-2012 02:29:12

Nov

2022

kon cha

Posts: 3,286 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Ctediz,

Your people have many amazing accomplishments, to list a few: Being Spanish, speaking Spanish, typing Spanish, and reading Spanish.

If you are an adept reader, you will notice that I did not list acceptance to Miles Unit in your list of accomplishments. This is very detrimental to your chances of getting into the clan, but there is hope! If you fill out another application then we will have to reply to you again, and there is a nonzero chance of your acceptance.

24-Dec-2012 02:33:19

Mar

2023

Kilometres

Posts: 1,291 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Hello Oh Lts Jason,

Your application is ACCEPTED. Although I do not agree with some of your answers, I think you have chosen an acceptable amount of children to have assuming your only planning on having one wife. But i'm sure if you were to have multiple wives you would have used the following formula.

37*X=Amount of children

X of course equals how many wives you have

24-Dec-2012 02:33:43

Issam595

Posts: 3 Bronze Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

1. WHAT IS YOUR FISHING LEVEL? 86

2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in? LOL SPORTS

3.Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so? FALSE, I PEEL THE SKIN OF MY TEETH WITH MY LIPS

4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp? WITH YO MAMA, WE BOTH ALMOST GOT THE RECORD FOR 2s3l

5. Can you assist me in fletching? N0

6. How many kids would you like to have? 3.14159265359

7. Are you going to finish your dinner? ALWAYZ

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8. Spell the word envelope. 3NV3L0P3 l______l

9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose. WORD ENVELOPE WHILE TYPING WITH YOUR NOSE

10. What was your answer to question 1, I forgot? SO HAVE I

11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture? YES

24-Dec-2012 02:34:05 - Last edited on 24-Dec-2012 02:36:58 by Issam595

Aug

2009

Masgou

Posts: 739 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Hey Calisme, yes those memories, quite good times.

Hello Miles Unit, thank you, here is the redone app.

============== ENGLISH APPLICATION ================

1. What is your fishing level? 99

2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in? Medicine ball throw.

3. Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so? Yes.

4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp? At the time this was done (week of October 30th to November 5th), I would have been slaying in an attempt to achieve 99 slay and max out combat stats finally.

5. Can you assist me in fletching? Possibly if need be.

6. How many kids would you like to have? Unknown.

7. Are you going to finish your dinner? Absolutely

8. Spell the word envelope. envelope

9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose. envelope.

10. What was your answer to question 1, I forgot? 99

11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture? If it will give less torture, obviously.

24-Dec-2012 02:35:02

Danwacko

Posts: 62 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

French Application

1.Quel est votre niveau de pêche? Trois

2*** vous représentiez Unité Miles dans les Jeux olympiques, quel sport auriez-vous être en compétition dans? oeuf et une cuillère de course

3.Avez-vous jamais peler la peau de vos lèvres avec les dents, juste regretter ce que vous faites, mais continuer à le faire? Non

4. Où étais-tu quand Bu11seye00 a obtenu sa chaîne 9:21 4s1l? afk fapping

5. Pouvez-vous m'aider à empennage? non

6. Combien d'enfants aimeriez-vous avoir? dix-sept

7. Allez-vous finir votre dîner? après mon demand est accepté

8. Sort de l'enveloppe parole. l'enveloppe

9. Sort de l'enveloppe mot en tapant avec votre nez. non

10. Quelle a été votre réponse à la **es*ion 1, j'ai oublié? Trente et un

11. Acceptez-vous que l'unité Miles toujours *outenu, même sous la torture? donnez-moi une paire de menottes roses libre et d'accord

Au Revoir.

24-Dec-2012 02:35:10

Mar

2023

Kilometres

Posts: 1,291 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Hello XbL Waffles,

I knew the answer to your application as soon as I had read the first question, Miles Unit does NOT support hot dog eating competitions as we feel it devalues the flavor of the hot dog, because of this I do not feel you would fit in and you would probably be bullied.

Feel free to reapply though

24-Dec-2012 02:35:45 - Last edited on 24-Dec-2012 02:36:24 by Kilometres

Nov

2022

kon cha

Posts: 3,286 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

BombRS,

I'm doing a research paper for school. I'm doing it on Watergate, more precisely. Reading about Gerald Ford's pardon of all acts committed, possibly committed or been a part in, during the period from January 20, 1969 through August 9, 1974.

I then reread that as if I were President Nixon, who was the one that received the pardon. I read the beginning, bored and kind of sad because what I did was being further televised and even more available to the public. I stopped reading and scrolled down to where it says, in caps, "THEREFORE, I, GERALD R. FORD" and read from there, because it was in caps, and therefore, I thought it to be more interesting. I read that paragraph, found out about my pardon, not of actions, but from one date to another date. I got so excited I stood up, out of the chair, and feigned shouting from joy. I started running outside, and the phone rang. I looked at the number, and it was one of my brother's friends, so I didn't let them drag me down, and I continued going outside. I was barefoot. I ran out there, on gumballs and little spiky things and such, but I didn't care, because I ******* GOT A PARDON! What next went through my mind is disturbing even to me. I thought, "Haha! What they don't know is that I killed seven men, stealing all of their property and money. Now I'm the richest man in the world, both legally and illegally. **** YES!" So I ran into the Sunderland Elementary playground and realized that Nixon probably had guards watching him. I climbed one of the slides the wrong direction, and imagined them coming out from behind my fence with assault rifles. I was still insanely happy, and I didn't see them, so I kept running around. Then they shot me. I thought, "Wtf? These are my guards. Why did they just shoot me in the chest? I'm bleeding a lot, hmm. This kinda hurts. I GOT A PARDON! ****, but I'm probably going to die." Just then, two more shots, missing me, came, and I ran for my life, and my newly acquired riches.

24-Dec-2012 02:38:56

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Miles Unit - Thread 4

COWOCAINE

El Bomb

Herb Thief

kon cha

Kilometres

Issam595

Masgou

Danwacko

Kilometres

kon cha