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Kilometres
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Kilometres

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Hello Herb Thief,

After reading your application I am sorry to say you are DECLINED, the main reason for this is that you are planning to overthrow Miles Unit. Had you looked up our Google Analytics you would know that one of our main sources of revenue is a rather large Chinese manufacturing company which I will not disclose the name of. I know you will understand.

Regards

Miles Anthony William Everett

Feel free to reapply

24-Dec-2012 02:41:08

kon cha
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kon cha

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Sam Steyn,

There **ems to be a formatting error due to the drawing between questions 7 and 8. Perhaps you meant to apply in Arabic? Please get back to me; I am very anxious to hear your response. I have sent two dozen carrier pigeons in various directions in the event that you do not reapply and reformat your application, but I hope you do so for the optimal chance of acceptance.

Please apply again with the correct formatting.

24-Dec-2012 02:42:50

Toron

Toron

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Mi seguna aplicación
============== Aplicación en español ================
1. ¿Cuál es tu nivel de pesca?
99

2**** usted representa a la Unidad de Miles en los Juegos Olímpicos, lo que el deporte le competirá en?
Me gustaría competir en Dungeons.

3. ¿Alguna vez se pele la piel de tus labios con los dientes, inmediatamente arrepiento de lo que estás haciendo, pero seguir haciéndolo?
Siempre. Lo estaba haciendo en este momento.

4. ¿Dónde estabas cuando Bu11seye00 cons iguió su urdimbre 4s1l 9:21?
Estuve allí con mi espíritu.

5. ¿Me pueden ayudar a emplumado?
Sí, tengo 99 en ese nivel

6. ¿Cuá *tos hijos te gustaría tener?
Ningunos, quiero gatos

7. ¿Vas a terminar la cena?
Ya acabé.

8. Comience a introducir el sobre de palabra.
Sobre

9. Deletrea la palabra al escribir sobre con su nariz.
S O B R E

10. ¿Cuál fue su respuesta a la pregunta 1**** me olvidó?
99

11. ¿Está de acuerdo a la Unidad apoyado siempre Miles, incluso bajo tortura?
Sí

24-Dec-2012 02:43:48

icarly

icarly

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============== ENGLISH APPLICATION ================

1. What is your fishing level?
123456789
2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in?
solo synchronized swimming
3. Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so?
how long does it take a one-legged woodpecker to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle
4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp?
the tittie bar
5. Can you assist me in fletching?
I mena I can, but I don't know if you want me to.
6. How many kids would you like to have?
74
7. Are you going to finish your dinner?
no, you want it?
8. Spell the word envelope.
the word envelope
9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose.
no
10. What was your answer to question 1, I forgot?
are you asking me, or telling me?
11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture?
YOLO

24-Dec-2012 02:48:37 - Last edited on 24-Dec-2012 02:50:41 by icarly

kon cha
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kon cha

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Bovimastyx,

You seem to have plagiarized a previous application with the sole exception of changing the answer to the "typing with my nose" question. I am personally under the assumption that you typed that with your hands, or copy/pasted the word from an either internal or external source. Just like in school, I am forced to fail both the cheater and the cheatee. Luckily for me, the previous applicant that you plagiarized off off ( Bovimastyx ) was already declined. So my only function now is to decline you.

You are lucky we in Miles Unit are so lenient with the application process, as I have been given permission from UnSplashable himself to allow you to apply again.

24-Dec-2012 02:50:52

Kilometres
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Kilometres

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Hello Bovimas**,

I have been chosen out of our extensive administration team to reply to your application form. Unfortunately you do not meet our criteria, We expect our olympic athletes to not only be applying for one sport but also to state they would be there to support other athletes from Miles Unit.

Because of this you have been declined. Please feel free to reapply when you have honed your skills in another olympic sport to the level at which you could represent Miles Unit.

24-Dec-2012 02:52:17

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