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Kilometres
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Kilometres

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Hello Ctediz,

I am pleased to tell you that you have been ACCEPTED into Miles Unit, this is NOT because your application was by any means 'good' but because Miles Unit currently lacks a strong team of dungeoneerers who can compete in the olympic games, at the first chance we get we WILL be removing you.

24-Dec-2012 02:56:31

El Bomb
Nov Member 2010

El Bomb

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============== Filipino APPLICATION ================

1. Ano ang iyong antas ng pangingisda?
97.8237 Ngayon.

2. Kung ikaw ay kumakatawan Miles Unit sa Olympics, ano sport ka nakikipagkumpetensya sa?
Cheerleading

3. Gusto mo alisan ng balat ang balat off ang iyong mga lab**** iyong mga ngipin, agad ikinalulungkot kung ano ang iyong ginagawa, ngunit magpatuloy sa paggawa nito?
Mga bisita ko ang lasa ng aking sarili, at iba pa dugo kaya ginawa ko ito pa rin.

4. Saan ay sa iyo kapag nakuha ng Bu11seye00 kanyang 9:21 4s1l Warp?
Teren sa basement pa rin.

5. Puwede ninyo akong tulungan sa fletching?
Para sa mga 2.7 partyhats.

6. Gaano karaming mga bata ang nais mong magkaroon?
mas walang limitasyong

7. Ka pagpunta upang tapusin ang iyong hapunan?
Lamang kung nito pizza.

8. Spell ang salita na sobre.
Hindi mo na magagawan* basahin.

9. Spell ang salita sobre habang nagta-type sa iyong ilong.
Hindi mo pa rin basahin ito.

10. Ano ang iyong sagot sa tanong 1, nakalimutan ko ang?
Ito ay lipas na nakikita bilang ako patuloy na sanayin sa buong ang application na ito.

11. Huwag mong sumang-ayon sa laging suportado Unit Miles, kahit na sa ilalim ng pahirap?
Sabihin Teren upang dalhin ito madali sa akin. Pagkatapos sigurado.

24-Dec-2012 02:59:03 - Last edited on 24-Dec-2012 03:01:55 by El Bomb

Kilometres
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Kilometres

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Hello Suylur,

I'm sorry to tell you that you have been DECLINED from Miles Unit solely because of your answer to question four, I am truly sorry to see a prospective member go like this but your answer not only makes a mockery of Bu11seye00 but it also greatly offends one of our ACTIVE members, SevereTrauma.

Feel free to reapply.

24-Dec-2012 02:59:05

Herb Thief
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Herb Thief

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English.

Why Hello there Miles Unit. Second and some-what-most I would like to say i have no intention to negatively effect miles unit as i have already dedicated my life to you, regardless if i get accpeted or not.


1. What is your fishing level? Idr any more, I use Chinese companies to train my skills and they get caught boting.

2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in? As I am no longer going after China, olympics is obsolete, as my children will already be winning them, sense ill have at least one child form each nationality thanks to my 33,351,351.351 wives.

3. Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so? Only on tuesdays, because tuesday are just those kinda regret every action you take days. I have also added saturdays to this list as It feels appropriate.

4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp? Watching BombRS being tortured in teren's basement, while laughing at Bu11seye00 and wishing i was him at the same time.

5. Can you assist me in fletching? Attention I can know assist you if your fletching level is under 2, as I have just achieved a fletching level!

6. How many kids would you like to have? 1.234 Billion, so i could take over Mars.

7. Are you going to finish your dinner? If you don't finish my dinner that i made, then i will.

8. Spell the word envelope. I give up i don't know what you want anymore miles! this isnt true, i do know, but if i put it in my app then other people would know it as well. And we both know Miles Unit like

9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose. I don't have a nose, I have Lord-Voldermort-is-really-tom-riddle disease.
Question ten has been deleted to make room for the less important questions.

11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture? Only if it is the kinky kinda torture, you know the stuff with safe words like "umbrella

24-Dec-2012 03:00:12

kon cha
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kon cha

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Surgebox,

Congratulations on being the 1,000,000th applicant to Miles Unit! Standard procedure, found in any Miles Unit handbook ( bought from your local book vendor ), states that this application and applicant are sacred with the *ole exception of unholy sacrilegious heathens who fap while Bu11seye0, blessed be thy name, is sweeping dungeons. Normally you would be placed in front of a firing squad and killed on the spot, but Jagex, ffs be thy name, has not included a hexhunter modifier on my bow designed to deter such filthy humans.

I believe the only way to remedy this situation is so buy 630,020 spins on the Squeal of Fortune. Get back to me once you do this or find another situationally appropriate solution. Thanks.

24-Dec-2012 03:02:32

kon cha
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kon cha

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Xiandra,

Excellent application. The elegance is only matched by my beard and PEDRO's beautiful eyes. It's more beautiful than Fermat's Last Theorem. You are hereby accepted as a fully fledged member of Miles Unit.

24-Dec-2012 03:06:30

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