============== BRITISH APPLICATION ================
1. What is your fishing level? Almost 2
2. If you were representing Miles Unit in the olympics, what sport would you be competing in? Conquering. Conquering various nations for their hot & spicy food and Olympic quality athletes. Not the moon though. The moon was never going to be part of the British empire, no one to give it back to once we're done with it. No point.
3. Do you ever peel the skin off your lips with your teeth, immediately regret what you're doing, but continue doing so? Being a tough and resilient people I find it laughable that people could regret such an act of courage.
4. Where were you when Bu11seye00 got his 9:21 4s1l warp? Running from a pack of angry squirrels. Ok I lied. The wildlife here is not particularly wild.
5. Can you assist me in fletching? The art of crafting pointy flying sticks to smite ones enemies. A most noble trade. The bow, however, is a cowards weapon for green boys. A braver man would use a sword, or if that fails - a knife concealed underneath a hooded jumper.
6. How many kids would you like to have? A suitable amount for the industrial revolution, which is of course the greatest revolution in history; Where we the British invented work. Unlike the French revolution where the French invented being French and had the added bonus of a lot of dead French people by the end.
7. Are you going to finish your dinner? It would be rude not too.
8. Spell the word envelope. Sorry I don't speak french
9. Spell the word envelope while typing with your nose. No.
10. What was your answer to question 1, I forgot? Ser goldfish your memory is worthy of great song.
11. Do you agree to always supported Miles Unit, even under torture? Unlike gravity, which the British invented, torture does not scare me. Torture fyi was invent in China. Did you know chickens also come from China? Theres a clue in the name. C h i - Chicken, c h i - China. Obvious really
31-Jan-2013 00:11:15