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Ghazgkull said :
Kings Abbot said :
Ghazgkull said :
Terminux said :
The fuck you make a new thread for????!!!!

apologies for the inconvenience

Coincidentally, that's also God's final message to his creation as written in thirty-foot high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on planet Preliumtarn, third out from the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 ActiveJ Gamma and guarded by the Lajestic Vantrashell of Lob, according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Also, just found Ramsey while cooking lobsters. My first two skilling pets just weeks after each other? Damn you RNGesus!

LOL grats on the pet. i'm impressed you can get those two pets but no frost dragon and altar in dungeoneering.

I know right? Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO

,

GO

YOU-KNOW-WHAT

YOURSELF!

12-Jan-2020 21:03:33

13-Jan-2020 02:24:07

13-Jan-2020 02:29:41

13-Jan-2020 02:53:19

13-Jan-2020 06:19:29

Well that's nice. Do I get an important-looking clipboard and pen to signify my elevated status?

I'm afraid I'm terribly lazy so won't be admin-ing much but I will undertake to ensure that the Recruitment thread of this wonderful Clan is kept visible, to ensure maximum exposure to potential new members.

I won't even bill you for this onerous service

Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

13-Jan-2020 10:10:38

14-Jan-2020 02:58:03

16-Jan-2020 01:04:39

Ghazgkull said :
Terminux said :
The fuck you make a new thread for????!!!!

apologies for the inconvenience

ZOMGEX! YOU SEE??? YOU SEE??? I TOLD YOU ALL!

HE IS AN IMPOSTER!

!!!6!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen and things, I present you with the facts.

FACT! Tophurious, or whatever his name is, would never make a new thread without consulting me first on all matters to do with artistic direction, grand strategy, marketing, constitutional rights, disciplinary procedures and the best tactical use of weaponized loud, wet, farty noises.

FACT! He would never apologize to whatshername Light Gear or something. No, he would say something more like: "Pay me and I will change it back, nub." Then dance a little gig and squeal loudly. Yes.

FACT! His real name isn't even Tophurious! Its "Toffeesareus" !

FACT! Fifi is a big noob!

So you can all surely see by now that the person leading this clan is an IMPOSTER! IMPOSTER! EGAD! May Guthix have mercy upon our banks! For surely he will lead us into eternal damnation and, worse, the loss of our immorality.

!!!6!!!

Disaster! Chaos! Collapse! Noobs running amok! It would be like never hearing Stevie Ray Vaughn play again!



Fortunately I have given this dire situation much clever thought and have reached a brilliant solution.

We steal some meat cleavers, chop Tophurious up into little tiny pieces, carefully wrap all the bits, with colorful and happy-looking gift paper, and post them all off to the nearest retirement home. With messages attached saying things like "Thinking of you!" and "You are special to me!", along with little hand drawn smiley faces and pictures of rainbows and flowers.

Then we elect me as "President For Life Plus Some Plus Forever." As your new President I pledge to bring about a better world by simply wiping out of existence anything I dont like. And some stuff I do like. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

16-Jan-2020 01:32:31

maybe if you didn't disappear for long periods of time your opinions might be relevant WAAAGH!!!

16-Jan-2020 10:19:52