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Corugi

Corugi

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I feel it is time to have a good old fashioned court trial, featuring travesties of justice, trumped up charges, and blatant disregard for any notion of fairness. Yesss. With me as Judge. Of course.

So without further ado, I therefore initiate proceedings forthwith:

I, the MIGHTY CORUGI, presiding Judge of the International Court of Gloop, hereby charge:

Trewavas


on the following CRIME of:

POSTING ON /pol/.

*packed courtroom gasp!*

Evidenced by the fact that there is some guy on 4chan posting parodies of lyrics in a very similar style to Trewavas, specifically in reference to the Corona-chan meme.

We should get several pages out of this. The counsel for the prosecution may open their case now. The counsel for the defense may speak after I have pronounced Trewavas's obvious guilt and gruesome sentence. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

24-Feb-2020 07:55:38

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Well you can't tie him between two wild mustangs, throw him off a cliff or anything radical like that, ya know. We need him here to continue writing and put a smile on our faces in the midst of this woe-begotten wasteland of a forum.

Good news about Jokku btw. I hope he was recruited to the Clan as a gesture of solidarity because he can now be summarily kicked......... m'wuhahahahahaha
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

24-Feb-2020 09:02:16

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Post together
Parody of Come Together, by The Beatles.

Here come old Book Face,
He come tearin' up post count,
He got boo-hoo post threads,
He one dying thread,
He got crown up on his head,
Got to be a poster,
Without the Reddit to please.

He'll post the sing-songs,
He got no Corona,
He got middle finger,
He tweets to Twatter Twitter,
He say I write songs, you sing them,
One thing I can tell you is
You won't see a Jmod here.
Post together, right now...
Over here.

He bad pronunciation,
He see Corugus Bigshot,
He see 'oresome' spellin',
He one broken update!
He got Tweets sounding to be free,
Hold you with our expee,
You can feel his disease!
Post together, right now,
Over here.

He Run Escaping,
He got golden warning,
He saw friends-a-quittin',
They so outta kilter!
He say one by one by one they quit,
Have you seen a Jmod,
Cause they're so hard to see!
Post together, right now,
Over here.

Post together!
Post together!
Post together!
Post together!
Post together!
Post together!
Post together!
Post together!
Post together!

24-Feb-2020 18:11:55 - Last edited on 24-Feb-2020 18:17:18 by Trewavas

Corugi

Corugi

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Trewavas said :
Waitwhutnow?

Obviously guilty. See? He's trying to act all innocent. Exactly the sort of thing I would say when someone notices all the chocolate cookies have vanished from the kitchen cupboard.

Well, let's waste more time. Lets hear from the prosecution. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

25-Feb-2020 17:31:36

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Oh goody! I do love a sensational trial full of convincing but paid by the hour "witnesses", written testimonies signed by Mick E. Mouse and Bob D. Builder and weasel-faced lawyers who are unable to look anyone in the eye but stare fixedly at a point three inches left of peoples' heads.

I intend to use my spectator time knitting a nice woolly hat.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

26-Feb-2020 00:05:55

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