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"The Soup will never die." Gary, The Hottest Soup of them All

Greetings k0vians and k0vianettes It is I your ever event delaying king Lali, we have a mild RA for you today, nothing ultra fancy to digest all those calories from all the popcorn consumption ((especially on the k0v skype chat)) but rest assured this RA will be tasty as always nonetheless.
King of all things that go BOOM.

17-Feb-2016 04:51:14 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2016 04:51:42 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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----No Spoilers----
So the new quest is out, as of time of writing I wasn't able to do it ((little oversight on my part regarding a dungeon but that's a story for another time)).

As many of you know it's a very story driven/choice heavy quest and many people, myself included, wish to go into it as blind as possible. As such I hope for you all who have done it to avoid openly spoiling the story to other clannies.

If they say it's fine, pm them or talk it over a friend chat but don't openly spoil it, if anyone does ignore this and does it for "teh lulz" they will be muted and further offenses will be dealt with on a case by case basis

T**R; don't spoil the quest, don't be a jerk.
King of all things that go BOOM.

17-Feb-2016 04:51:14 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2016 04:53:06 by Lali

Lali

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----Sickness delays------
It got delayed again, sickness was running rampant in my family.

Yeah not have much of a story to say to this one, my sickness sadly infected family members who were taking care of me as such I decided to take care of them and that took most of my time.

Assuming nothing happens this week, the hunger games will be hosted this weekend, apologize for everyone looking forward to murder your friends in cold blood. But it will come, ohh boy it will come.

----Bug squashing mode: On-----

SO Kalphite King has been naughty lately and our Queen has deemed it necessary to put him back in his place.

And if all goes according to plan you might see a guest star, your king will be making his Kalphite King debut, so you can see your amazing King die eliminate a threat to the proliteriat

Date will be announced on Wednesday and this place will be edited accordingly.
King of all things that go BOOM.

17-Feb-2016 04:51:14 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2016 04:55:17 by Lali

Lali

Lali

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-----That's all for tonight------

It's a small RA I know but it's late, I got delayed and i'm typing this while sleepy/capping and I am complaining on this formal document addressing our clan.

... I should stop doing that, maybe next week.

Also before I forget, yes to a certain someone, I am trying very hard.

Cheers.

~King Lali

"I'm a good boy." Brad Armstrong
King of all things that go BOOM.

17-Feb-2016 04:51:14 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2016 04:57:05 by Lali

Campo

Campo

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Issue 2 - A Change of Plan

*Usually if someone goes that deep inside of me I expect a phone call the next day at least” ~King Lali

Yes, yes, I know, I know, I did say there would be a grand piece on world 103, world 83, and all that malarky, but, well, as one can likely imagine, it is a bit of a logistical nightmare, and thus is postponed. IT WILL COME! I PROMISE! Just, no dead-set date for it. Sorry to disappoint. All the KoVians’ hard-earned tax gps are clearly going to go- wait, you guys don’t know about the taxes...Forget I wrote that.

So, a few more features that have been suggested for the TVT are that of event reports, activity reports, comings and goings, and all that good stuff. It was also asked that the TVT become a weekly feature, and as such, I shall endeavour to deliver on that. Whilst I won’t make any promises, or guarantees, I will try to see it done on a weekly basis.

So, what can we discuss this week? Who can we interview? Where will we focus? Tough questions indeed, and I hope to have the answers.

Let’s start off with a little piece on a trip to a king in a dark place.

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Kingdom of Ashdale

17-Feb-2016 19:52:43 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2016 19:53:53 by Campo

Campo

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A king in a dark place? Surely not the fearsome King Black Dragon? No, that’s amateurish for the budding adventurers and warriors of the kingdom, and beyond apparently, who packed their gear, summoned their animals, packed them up with gear, went to the desert, battled with dehydration, beat dehydration, found a cave near a pyramid, ventured into said cave, found it to be the notorious exiled kalphite lair, pleaded parle, met with the king of the kalphites, and then proceeded to repeatedly murder him, much to the shock and distress of a lot of exiled kalphites. There was death, there was glory, but unfortunately, there certainly weren’t any riches. The fabled drygore weapons never showed themselves to these brave and noble adventurers, and now, there’s talk of ANOTHER assault on this lair.

Kalphite preservation activists are apparently outraged and there are cries in the streets of, “kalphites have feelings too”, and, “save the kalphites”, but their pleas go unanswered and, it is suspected, fall upon deaf ears.

That aside, there are those that hope for these kalphite slaying antics to culminate in the return of the fabled legend, the Kalphite King Krusaders, who were truly a legendary band of kalphite slaying maestros in times gone by. With a fearsome reputation and deadly combat skills, even the thought of a return is enough to cause kalphites across Gielinor to commit seppuku.

What will happen? Only time shall tell.

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Kingdom of Ashdale

17-Feb-2016 19:52:50 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2016 19:54:54 by Campo

Campo

Campo

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So since our last issue, there has been a rather catastrophic incident. No, we haven’t run out of doors for the king to continually nuke to his heart’s content, but a rather large sword has found its way into the centre of the Grand Exchange, destroying everybody’s beloved fountain! Why donate money to the well of goodwill when our own lands are being destroyed by acts of treason such as people with far too much power dumping swords in beautiful objects throughout our kingdom? Not only that, but this sword thing is not just a sword, but a scoreboard. Not one of these gnomeball ones either, but rather one devoted to combat between deities.

Now, that would be bad enough, but no! It just couldn’t end there. We have started to witness scoreboard movement, which can only mean trouble to come, especially with the slimeball Sliske running the show. It’s one of those situations where you don’t know whether to fetch the popcorn, or grab a pitchfork and torch in outrage.

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So a meeting of people in our sky castle occurred, and a product of it shall be that the kingdom shall have the most noblest of noble games room tournaments in the wonderful Burthorpe Games Room. Cash prizes will be fronted, and the event sponsored by our newspaper here, to present to you the TVT Games Room League. More details shall follow in our private forum domain soon.

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So we would normally have an interview with a citizen/SCL/Lord/Lady/Royal, but due to temporary budgetary setbacks, you’ll have to settle for an interview with...nobody. No, that’s not a person called nobody, but quite literally, nobody. Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Sorry to disappoint, but we’ll seek to make up for it next issue.

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Kingdom of Ashdale

17-Feb-2016 19:52:58 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2016 19:56:47 by Campo

Campo

Campo

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We are pleased to be able to publish a leaked VSS report to you all.

2016-02-08 : alake of kingdom of varrock is inactive
2016-02-08 : drtazz of kingdom of varrock is inactive
2016-02-08 : mjfalcon of kingdom of varrock is inactive
2016-02-08 : shadenub of kingdom of varrock is inactive
2016-02-08 : paganmagic of kingdom of varrock is active
2016-02-08 : desmon pvm gained membership
2016-02-09 : 04wallerj1 of kingdom of varrock is inactive
2016-02-09 : dewolfe of kingdom of varrock is inactive
2016-02-09 : kryasil of kingdom of varrock corporal is now a sergeant
2016-02-09 : xvfatalvx lost membership
2016-02-09 : allnewsither of kingdom of varrock is active
2016-02-10 : linkpin93 of kingdom of varrock is inactive
2016-02-10 : enamus etik as yami izrail namechanged to enamus etik
2016-02-10 : illya caylis as elexa exeter namechanged to illya caylis
2016-02-10 : nwsgs hawk of kingdom of varrock is active
2016-02-11 : dewolfe of kingdom of varrock is active
2016-02-11 : garthand of kingdom of varrock is inactive
2016-02-11 : rahaelor lost membership
2016-02-12 : 04wallerj1 of kingdom of varrock is active
2016-02-12 : cap* panda gained membership
2016-02-12 : cap* panda of kingdom of varrock is active
2016-02-13 : soul dewolfe joined kingdom of varrock rank: corporal
2016-02-13 : drtazz of kingdom of varrock is active
2016-02-13 : enamus etik of kingdom of varrock lieutenant is now a admin
2016-02-13 : gon freecss lost membership
2016-02-14 : danoahboy88 joined kingdom of varrock rank: corporal
2016-02-14 : shadenub lost membership
2016-02-14 : lumikko of kingdom of varrock is active
2016-02-14 : matty l lost membership
2016-02-14 : lumikko as shaeanne namechanged to lumikko

All information is reportedly accurate as of three days ago. Just remember, folks, Big Brother is watching.

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Kingdom of Ashdale

17-Feb-2016 19:53:07 - Last edited on 17-Feb-2016 19:57:15 by Campo

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