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Your ship (ship name) has become becalmed. The crew have had to eat the cabin boy.
- Possibly a reference to R v Dudley and Stephens, a leading 1884 English criminal case concerning cannibalism.
Your ship (ship name) has been issued a ticket for speeding.
Your ship (ship name) has been threatened with legal action after dropping anchor on a mogre's house.
Your ship (ship name) has defeated a vast socktopus formed out of huge piles of wizards' discarded socks.
Your ship (ship name) has encountered a crude goblin ship, drifting while its two captains argue about the course to take.
- Goblin Diplomacy is about two goblin generals incessantly arguing.
Your ship (ship name) has encountered a flying squid at sea, and is giving battle!
- A flying squid may be encountered and defeated in Skies of Arcadia.
Your ship (ship name) has encountered a Fremennik longboat, and the crew have lost a drinking contest.
- Reference to the Fremennik's drinking contest and drinking stamina.
Your ship (ship name) has encountered a ghost ship. The crew is human, but the ship is a ghost. No one's sure how that works.
- A ghost ship is a floating vessel with no living crew aboard.
Your ship (ship name) has encountered a large trading vessel, with a finely dressed purple man on board, sipping tea.
- A reference to Solomon's General Store.
Your ship (ship name) has encountered a mysterious ship, which released a kraken.
- In Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Jack Sparrow locates the Flying Dutchman, which subsequently begins unleashing the kraken on ships.
Your ship (ship name) has evaded a ninja monkey ship.
Your ship (ship name) has evaded a pirate ship.
Your ship (ship name) has evaded a zombie pirate ship.
~Portmaster Kags