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Jon VanNord

Jon VanNord

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Harry suddenly realises that if his parents couldnt deafeat voldermort then he can't. he gets majorly deppressed and kills everyone in his dorm. he then throws himself of the tallest tower only to be caught by buckbeak the hippogriff he stuns the hippogrif over the lake therefore it drowns. Harry then impales himself on his own wand and falls into the dark forest. but he is still alive. he lays there for half an hour and then hears something coming... Hagrid emerged from the tress...and stepped on harrys head...crunch!

24-Oct-2007 12:27:13

15mystic2741

15mystic2741

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For all characters:

RON: Grows three feet every year. eventually he becomes so tall his head is in space, and he cant breathe. DIES

HARRY: Falls in love with Mcgonagall, and she confesses she got her "Mc" from her marriage to Ronald McDonald.

HERMIONE: Goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken for dinner every day and becomes morbidly obese. She sells her soul for some popcorn chicken*

HAGRID: Runs away into the forest, supposedly he died, others say he became feral and joined a cult.

VOLDY: Realizes he CAN die, and starts a cult for feral Half-giants. Only one known recruit.

SNAPE: Started playing RuneScape 20 hours a day, he is now known as Zezima.

*A Kentucky Fried Chicken chicken meal.

Lots of funny ones guys.

24-Oct-2007 18:18:30 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2007 18:19:19 by 15mystic2741

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