voldamort becomes 1/7 as powerful somehow and harry became 7 times as strong and voldemort begs harry to assist him and harry adds him to ignore list and voldimort was so depressed he died of alcahol piosoning
voldemort accidentaly touches a wooden wall with his 99 firemaking and it burns down taking him with it. Harry then tries to cast a spell to boost himself to 99 mage, but it fails and he goes to -2000 mage, aka a muggle hobo. Then snape's hair gets rained on and the grease gets in his mouth and he chokes on it. the end.