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Anonymoose7

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hey there whodatder!

Harry lost his broom so he made his own out of a spirt tree sapling and a wig. He flew aroudn the world for several years until he was shot down by passing hunters. They put him in their backpack and stuck his body in the grand exchange... they received store credit of 7gp

22-Jan-2008 19:26:26

[#29MYB8MLJ]

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After Hogwarts, Harry gets married to rita, but she finds out that he's cheating on her with Ginny (wow.......). So, harry and rita get divorsed, but then harry realizes that he doesn't really like Ginny, and tries to get Rita back. She says no, so he thinks, hmmm, maybe there r some hot young girls and Hogwarts! So he goes back to hogwarts for another 7 years, to find out that there were no hot girls. so, he just wasted 7 years. but, he doesnt stop! he keeps on going back! the series continues to book 210, until Harry is 99, and dies on the train to hogwarts to start over at year 1!

22-Jan-2008 19:27:26

happyclimox
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Ron and Voldemort get engaged,and are about to marry,and mcgo/\/1gall alchs their wedding cake by accident!So she and harry and voldemort duel,and Snape flies in and starts to hum "snape,snape,severus snape,snape,snape,severus snape" And mcgo**gal ends up disabled and ron and voldemort endup conjoined.

22-Jan-2008 19:28:49 - Last edited on 22-Jan-2008 19:29:25 by happyclimox

happyclimox
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happyclimox

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yeah W00T for puppet pals!

one I posted earlier which is the TRUE STORY =)
"Mrs.Weasley has an affair with hagrid,and they Elope on his bike.Hermione gets run over by a double deck3r bus,and Dolores Umbridge kills Ron with a Judo move,Malfoy falls in love with Filch's cat,Mrs Norris,they Marry,then Malfoy finds out she was Mcgo/\/*gall all along,in cat form"

22-Jan-2008 19:34:32

JessyAlice

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Potter Puppet Pals are THE bomb..

Ron: 'I've found the mysterious ticking!
It's a pipe bomb!'

Everyone: 'YAYYYYY!!'

BOOOOM!


Hahaha..


Anyway...

Harry decides that he wants to be an auror...so he sets about training his magic to 99...

However...when hes gt sot lvl 98..he decides he'd like to have a bit of fun..so he takes all his runes and money to BH and thinks that hes gonne pwn BUT... Draco Malfoy comes..stuns Harry behind his back ..and stomps on his nose..

22-Jan-2008 19:36:00

Nullstring
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Harry - After failing to kill Voldemort, he realised that the prophecy actually refers to Neville, despite what Dumbledore may have believed. Fully realising that he is not the Chosen One, he decided to make B-movies along with Ron and Hermione to make a living. He has since faded into obscurity.

Neville - Having seen that he truly is the Chosen One, he wore mirrored sunglasses, a black trench coat, has a small computer port in the back of his head, and posessed amazing martial arts skills. However, due to copyright infringement, he lost all of these things and spent the rest of his life as a hobo.

Voldemort - After seeing how powerful Neville had become, he decided to re-think his life. Voldemort then started going to therapy to be rehabilitated. It is there he realised that he was not truly evil, but simply had a bad childhood. Having accepted this, he, Bellatrix, Malfoy, Crabbe, and (G)oyle went on to start a world-famous symphonic black metal band called "Death Eater."

Snape - Because neither Voldemort nor Dumbledore was there to influence him, Snape was able to reach his full potential. He got his doctorate degree at Cambridge and went on to become a world-renowned philosopher. In addition to this, he now always wears a hat, and has grown a large waxed mustache.

Hagrid - Hagrid lived a fairly normal life since Voldemort's rehabilitation, until he was abducted by aliens one night and taken to another planet to be a soldier in an intergalactic war. He is now known as "Hagrid the Merciless."

The Death Eaters - Along with their leader, they decided that evil wasn't for them. The Death Eaters quickly joined "Evil Cultists Anonymous" and are currently on their way to redemption.

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25-Jan-2008 21:21:10 - Last edited on 25-Jan-2008 21:21:47 by Nullstring

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