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[#Y3RIPVS75]

[#Y3RIPVS75]

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Enraged by Harry's revival, Voldemort pulls out a lemon and cuts it in half. He then proceeded in shoving them into Harry's eyes. With Harry blind and screaming in pain, it was up to Ron to save the day. He used a basalisk tooth to shank voldemort but missed and hit Harry in the kidney. Ron was then charged with 1st degree homicide. He was sentenced to death since his claim of it being an accident didn't hold up. When Ron was about to be hanged, hermione came up and slapped him three times. Voldemort was then praised as a hero for killing two weirdos.

21-Oct-2007 04:05:59

[#WTT0K3K1L]

[#WTT0K3K1L]

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Ok, Voldermort dies, Snape is sad about that so he makes a potion to bring him back to life(he IS lvl 99 herblore btw) so Voldy decides evil is bad and starts a kitten adoption agency.

Harry thinks thats cool and donates $10. Voldy gives him a kiiten, but Harrys alergict and he dies so Ron marrys Cho Chang, Hermyonee(dang cencor) slaps Ron and marrys Nevil. Prof. Mcgonagall shoots them both and Collin becomes a demo expert for the army.

Hagrid uses he tankness to own at CW and kills everyone.

22-Oct-2007 19:43:11 - Last edited on 24-Oct-2007 19:04:58 by [#WTT0K3K1L]

Crystalem
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Crystalem

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Hehe. Great thread!
Alright, here goes...

Harry returns to Hogwarts to find that the Dolores Umbridge has mysteriously returned to reclaim here title as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. But she's better! After many days of training on Centaurs (much to Hagrid's disgust ;) ) she achieved 2 defence! This meant that only 99% of lessons would be wasted reading textbooks...

Well that's just the beggining - don't want to spoil it for you :P

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22-Oct-2007 19:56:12

[#CNZSGR7G3]

[#CNZSGR7G3]

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It turns out that albus is not dead, and takes the place of the mysterious old man in RS. McGonnogall falls for Bob the Jagex cat as well.


P.S. What? How did I get a thread born around the same time with more posts than one of your threads?!?!?!?

23-Oct-2007 11:30:02 - Last edited on 23-Oct-2007 11:31:43 by [#CNZSGR7G3]

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