Harry ends up falling for Voldemort who dies and leaves Harry nothing in his will. So Harry goes to the authorities and says that he's turning himself in. So they take him to the Lunaticc Asylum. He thinks it's jail!
harry marrys hagrid but hagrid accidently trod on him and fang while harry was feeding him.Hagrid chucked them in a pit of scorpions crying out with joy!!!!!!!
Mrs.Weasley has an affair with hagrid,and they Elope on his bike.Hermione gets run over by a double deck** bus,and Dolores Umbridge kills Ron with a Judo move,Malfoy falls in love with Filch's cat,Mrs Norris,they Marry,then Malfoy finds out she was Mcgo**gall all along,in cat form