Whispers to the man beside you 'Psst do you think the coffin is gonna break? He sure look fat in his coffin...'
Enters room in ghostly robes and shout 'Nice halloween party! Who's pretending to be ghost other than me?' Then you walk to the coffin and say 'Holy ankous! Count Draynor! Nice costume by the way.'
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me: hey! thats the guy who stole my cookie yesterday! -pointing at coffin-
priest: he died last week
me: oooooh....he still owes me a cookie!
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"i did tell him not to stand on the highway for a minute..still i got £100 from it"