/\ lol, uve just reminded me
johnny english ftw
"may b there's jewels in here"
*kicks the coffin then starts dancing on it, then realises it's the wrong coffin
*
tooken from mr bean hollywood
*accidently spits on the corpes, tryes 2 rub it off but end up removing the make up (it's true that dead body's wear make up)eventually starts using a marker pen 2 cover it up and makes a mess of it)
*looks at the priest*
this man is a sham!
does it say on ur bottom, jesus is comming,look busy
Priest:r u insane?
bean:well lets have a look then
err better not go any further
In case it's a fat guy:
Me, to some granny: Pardon me, missa, can you give meh a pork sandwich?
Random geezer: GoD! How in the world can you tell such a profanity in this funeral!!1?
Me: A funeral? then what's dat pork head doing in teh showcase? *points to coffin* o_0'
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